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(1)Alright, Gwen. Put me back on with him. (2)Well, I’m trying to tell you, you are back with him. (3)Perhaps I’m not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander. (1)I gave you the KILL gesture. (2)No, you gave me the WE’RE DEAD signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the hold button … Read more

–Sorry, uh, I ain’t much of a dancer. –Honey, you ain’t much of anything. –Vic, you sure you need all this smoke? –Don’t worry about it. It looks fine. Keep rollin’. Careers, business, money…Is that all you guys think about? For Christ’s sake, you gotta have some principles. He steals my virtue, but he won’t … Read more

(1) They told me that submarines didn’t have toilet facilities for women. (2)Did that piss you off? (1)Yes M’am, it did. (2)Good. I like pissed off. (1)But most of all, what I resent is your perfume, how ever subtle it may be, competing with the aroma of my fine $3.59 cigar, which I will put … Read more