(1)Alright, Gwen. Put me back on with him.
(2)Well, I’m trying to tell you, you are back with him.
(3)Perhaps I’m not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander.
(1)I gave you the KILL gesture.
(2)No, you gave me the WE’RE DEAD signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the hold button is.
(1)Commander, I actually wanna – I just want to tell you that I – I thought a lot about what you said.
(2)It’s okay. Listen.
(1)But I want you to know that I’m not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it’s just a TV show.
(2)Hold – Wait a minute. Stop for a second. Stop. Wait. It’s all real.
(1)Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it!
(1)Hey guys… there’s a red thingy movin’ towards the green thingy.
(1)Red thingy movin’ toward the green thingy. i think – I think we’re the green thingy.
(1)Listen. I’ll go in. I’ll create a distraction. I’ve got this. I’m okay. I’m gonna be able to hold him back long enough for the aliens to escape.
(1)I’m just a glorified extra, Fred. I’m a dead man anyway. If I’m gonna die, I’d rather go out a hero than a coward.
(2)Guy, Guy, maybe you’re the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
(2)Besides, I just had this really interesting idea.
(1)What is this thing? I mean there’s no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of choppy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!
(1)No! I mean we shouldn’t have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is this here?!
(2)Because it’s on the television show!
(1)Well, forget it! I’m not doing it! This episode was badly written!
(1)You know us?
(2) I don’t believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not. Since we first received transmission of your historical documents, we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies.
(3) You’ve been watchin’ the show?
(4) Lieutenant, historical documents.
…but the animal is inside-out…and it exploded!
1) By Grapthar’s Hammer-
2) Don’t! I’m not kidding!
1) You’ve gotta admit, they really do love him.
2) Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.
1)Guy you have a last name. 2)DO I! DO I! As far as you know I’m just crew man number six. MOMMY! MOMMY!
1)I’m not going out there and nothing you do or say can make me!2)The show must go on.1)Damn you. Damn you!
1. It turned inside out!
2. And it exploded!
1. It turned inside out. 2. It turned inside out??? *splat* 3. And it exploded!
1/_ Alexander, where are you going?
2/_ To see if there’s a pub!!
1/_By Grabthar’s hammer….
2/_Don’t do that, I’m NOT kidding!
1/_I’m sorry sir….
1/_Quellek?, what are you doing up there?
2/_I avoided capture by using your Moktar stealth haze
1/_ Oh…. ok
1/_You fail to realise, Commander, that without your shield, my ship will tear right through yours like tissue paper!!
2/_And YOU fail to realise, Sarris, that my ship is dragging mines!!!
1: The animal turned inside out… 2: WHAT?! 1: … And it exploded. 2: It turned inside out, then it EXPLODED?!?!?!?!?!
1)So…What’s Your name? 2) (No Answer)3)Her communicator is broken yahaisjslfmldf!!!!!!!!!
Alexander Dane as Dr Lazarus!! Give him a big hand, he’s British!
Alexander: You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship!
And finally, my fellow Questerians…. the brave Commander of the N.S.E.A. Protector– Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Taggart, Taggart, Taggart, Taggart!
By Grabthar’s Hammer!….We live to tell the tale!
By Grabthar’s hammer……what a savings
By Grapthar’s hammer, what a savings.
By Grapthatr’s hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged
Computer? Is there a replacement Berilium Sphere on board?
Could you possibly try NOT TO HIT EVERY SINGLE ONE!?!?!?!?!?
Don’t open that door! It’s an alian planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!
Ducts? Why is it always ducts?
Everything is so clean!
Now that was a hell of a thing.
What’s wrong with them?
I changed my mind. I want to go back.
After the big fuss you made about not getting left behind on the
Yeah, but that’s when I thought maybe was the crewman that stays
on the shin and something is up there and it kills me, but now
I’m thinking I’m the guy who gets killed by some monster five
minutes after we land on the planet…
Guy, you’re not going to get killed on the planet, okay?
Oh, I’m not? I’m not? Then what’s my last name?
Your last name.
Yeah, what is it?
It’s… I don’t know.
No. Nobody does. Do you know WHY? Because my character Isn’t
IMPORTANT enough for a last name. Because I’m going to DIE five
minutes in, why bother to come up with a last name for me?
Guy, you HAVE a last name. We just don’t KNOW it.
Do I? DO I? For all you know I’m just CREWMAN #6!
Guy: Look around you. Can you form some kind of rudimentary lathe?
GUY: I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all.
GWEN: They are so cute!
GUY: Sure, now. In a second they’re going to get mean and they’re going to get ugly somehow.
GWEN: Look! There’s a little hurt one. *walks out to see them* Hi..come–Guy!
GUY: Did you guys ever watch the show?
Guy: Look around you-can you form some sort of rudimentart laithe?
Guy: Look around you-can you form some sort of rudimentary laithe?
GWEN: Everything’s fine.
THERMIAN: But the animal is inside out.
JASON: I heard that! It turned inside out?
THERMIAN: And it exploded.
JASON: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, then it exploded??
GWEN: Hold please.
GWEN: Tommy, stop the pod!
TOMMY: I can’t stop it! It’s on auto-pilot!
GWEN: Whoever wrote this episode should die!
Hey! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air? You don’t know!
How adorable — the actors are going to play war with me.
I don’t believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not. In the years since we first received transmission of your historical documents, we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies.
I played Richard the Third… There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it! Now look at me. Look at me! I can’t go out there, and I won’t say that stupid line one more time!
I’m just ‘crewman #6’. I’m expendable! I’m the guy in the episode who
dies to prove how serious the situation is! I’ve gotta get outta here!
I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just crewman number six. I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious. I gotta get out.
Is there Air? You don’t know!
It doesn’t take a great actor to notice a bad one, Sarris, and you’re sweating!!!
It’s a rock monster, it doesn’t have a motivation!
It’s a rock, Tommy, it doesn’t have any vunerable spots!
Jason: They were Termites, or Dalmations. I can’t remember because I was hung over.
Jason: What are you, an infant?!?!?!
Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!
Let’s get out of here, before one of those things kills Guy!
Look around you, can you form some sort of rudementry lathe?
Maybe I should get some pants on.
My TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about how my boobs fit into my suit…
Never give up! Never surrender!
Never give up!! Never surrender!!
OH RIGHT!!! Of course, it’s always about YOU, isn’t it!!!
OH! That’s not right!
Quick, we’ve got to get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!
Scene stealing hack!!??
scew that!! while Weaver looks at the chompers
TOMMY: Go for the eyes like in episode 22!
JASON: It doesn’t have any eyes, Tommy.
TOMMY: Go for the mouth, or the throat, it’s vulnerable spots.
JASON: It’s a rock, it doesn’t have any vulnerable spots!
We have aquired your limo…sine.
WELL HE’S OUTSIDE!!!
Well that was a heck of a thing.
Well, I see you managed to get your shirt off!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? THAT’S AN ALIEN PLANET!!! IS THERE AIR? YOU DON’T KNOW!!!
What’s wrong with them?
I don’t know…C’mon
Whoever wrote this episode should die!!
Without my crew, I’m not a Commander. I think we all remember what happened to that beast on Enok Seven, right?
You broke the bloody ship!
You broke the ship! You broke the Bloody Ship!!!!
you can’t believe that the people on gillians island were real… oh those poor castaways
You construct a weapon. Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
You know, guys, I had a late night with a Kreemorian Fangor beast, so I’m gonna just shut my eyes for a bit. Go on! You know, I’m listening to everything you say, okay?
You probably don’t remember me, do you? It’s the sunglasses, right? I was on the show in ’82, episode 81. Got killed by a lava monster before the first commercial.
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