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-Get a priest, say a mass, cover them up. -Some aren’t Catholic. That one certainly isn’t. -Then they’d better have made peace with God on their own. -Ya angry with me? -Nah, i’m through with ya. -You killed an elected official. -Elected by who? 1. I’ve already voted twice today already! 2. Only twice? You … Read more

1) Bapuji, the whole country is moving. 2) Yes. But in what direction? 1) I’m going to Hell! I killed a child! I smashed his head against a wall. 2) Why? 1) Because they killed my son! The Muslims killed my son! 2) I know a way out of Hell. Find a small boy, about … Read more

#1 There goes a thousand dollars. #2 Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?! #1 That one did. (In raspy dramatic voice): There is no Bear Grant publishing, no Bear Grant Publishing without… Anson Bear. I knew your father… he was a friend. 1: Call that number. 2: Why? 1: Make your life… fun. 2: Fun. … Read more