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#1 – Are you going my way? #2 – Sure. #1 – Well, you go my way and I’ll stay here. #1 – If this is a singing lesson, I’m a ring-tailed monkey. #2 – This *is* a singing lesson, and keep your family out of it. (In a canoe)I was gonna get a flat … Read more

–$3000. –I just want to charter it. I don’t wanna buy it. –Does he bite? –Only people he doesn’t like. –I only bite people I like. –I could make a run for it, you know. –Come on, Yaskov. You running, me chasing? We’d look like Laurel and Hardy. –We’re having our picture taken. –That’s Follett. … Read more

#1 Tongue and groove. #2 Excuse me? #1 One matches the other. It fits perfect. …Beginnings are scary; endings are usually sad; it’s what’s in-between that counts… 1. Mom, weren’t you the Cream of Corn? 2. No, mommy was the Queen of Porn. 1:At home we had a pet skunk. Mama used to call it … Read more