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–What do you call it when you hate the woman you love? –A wife. Acquit me on the grounds of justifiable homicide. I’ve been married for forty years and I don’t regret a day of it. The one day I don’t regret is August 2, 1936. My wife was visiting her ailing mother. Indeed, I … Read more

–I want to marry Rockefeller. –Which one? –I don’t care. Gentlemen, to our wives. I’ve always liked older men. Look at Roosevelt, look at Churchill, look at that old fellow, what’s his name in ‘The African Queen’ – absolutely crazy about him. Men aren’t attentive to girls who wear glasses. Most women use more brains … Read more

#1 True or False…?? #1 All is fair and love and war…??? #2 True. #1 Great Anwser… (AS SHE PUTS TISSUES UNDER HER ARMS) I sweat when im nervous (singing) and do you want everyone to know your lovemaking is laaaaame? 1) I can’t write this article 2) Is your computer broken? 1) No I’ve … Read more