admin –If I’d known you was gonna act this way, I never would have come here. –If I’d known what you were like, you wouldn’t have been asked. –Is this a robbery? –Yeah, Pop, we’re gonna steal all your towels. After livingh in the U.S.A. for more than thirty-five years they called me an undesirable alien. … Read more
1Fish for dinner last night? 2Harvey still smoking those cigars? 3Christ did a cow shit in here?? A, i want you. B, i need you. C i love you. B! Announcer: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker. (Rex Kramer steps in the middle of large afro-Americans) Rex Kramer: NIGGGERRRS At Argon, we’re working to keep your money! … Read more
(Father Brian) So, let me get this straight, you’re a catholic-muslim, with Jewish in-laws? (bartender) basically (From deleted scene.) BRIAN: (Drunk.) Bartender! I’ll have a pint of whiskey and a shot of your finest ale! (Jake and Brian)Well, jon, is this a good machine? (jon) yea it’s good, if you’re a CHEAP BASTARD! You want … Read more