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1) Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movents? 2)I suggest you pick the poop up now! 1) Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movents? 2)I’m suggesting you pick the poop up now! 1) Because where … Read more

#1: But she’s blonde, isn’t she? #2: Yeah, she’s got blonde hair… #1: Hey look, the kid’s got a pet nip. #2: You know any tricks, kid? #1: Hey, who’s for warmin’? #2: No, not me, Man. I’ll pass. #3: Who you kiddin’ Johnny? You know you’re still the ace degenerate. #2: No, Man–EX-degenerate. 8 … Read more

#1: Live or die? #2: Die! #1: Wrong! (twists #2’s nose) –Are you expecting company? –Nah, refugee. –Refugee? Oh yeah, that’s great! From where? –Fresno. 1) No, I’m not gonna do it! 2) You have a choice: broken ice or broken neck. 1).You ever think about coming to America? 2). My home is here. 1).Home … Read more