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(1)Alright, you want it in the chest, or the head? (2)Yeah, that’s what your wife said. (1)Hey man, stop with the wife shit! (2)Ask me how fat she is. Ask me. (1)How fat is she? (2)She’s so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. If you wanna fuck … Read more

(1)Bullshit, Gary. He took her to the football field to bust her cherry and you know it. (2) slaps (1) (1)Busy day for you today, huh? (2)Are you here to interview me or to fuck me? (1)it’s down… there (nods to crotch) (2)Your balls itch? (2)(nods) (1)You’ve got crabs! (in a hushed voice) Would you … Read more

-How’d you know someone was in there? -There’s always someone in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors. -OK, I got one. What about this girl right here. She is way too attractive to be working in a video store. -I agree with you. I think she should be working with us. Under … Read more