But first, a couple of funny signs
Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed.
Funny Signs of the Day
Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:
“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.
Pretty impressive.Â Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little
Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there.
Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me,
the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toeÂ
clippers right here.'”
Â Â Â –Jerry Seinfeld
“I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed
Â Â Â –Steven Wright
Â “My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake
and threw her off the boat. That’s how she learned how to swim.
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