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Best Famous Quotes by: Eric Anderson, Hans Christian Anderson, Jack Anderson, Jeremy S. Anderson, Joan Wester Anderson, Laurie Anderson, Margaret Anderson, Marian Anderson, Poul Anderson, Roger Anderson, Sherwood Anderson, Susan Butler Anderson, Walter Anderson, Fernandez de Andrada, Mario Andretti, Cecil Andrus, Ethel Perry Andrus, Rene Angelil, Maya Angelou, Joan Walsh Anglund, Earnst Angst, Jennifer Aniston, Edith Ann, Anne, Anon., Anonymous, Jean Anouilh, Clare Ansberry, Ruth Nanda Anshen, and Louis K. Anspacher

Best Eric Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Eric Anderson

It is only by introducing the young to great literature, drama and music, and to the excitement of great science that we open to them the possibilities that lie within the human spirit — enable them to see visions and dream dreams. — Eric Anderson

Best Hans Christian Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Hans Christian Anderson

Everyman’s life is a fairy tale written by God’s fingers. — Hans Christian Anderson

Best Jack Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Jack Anderson

The incestuous relationship between government and big business thrives in the dark. — Jack Anderson

Best Jeremy S. Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Jeremy S. Anderson

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence. — Jeremy S. Anderson

Best Joan Wester Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Joan Wester Anderson

We can all be angels to one another. We can choose to obey the still small stirring within, the little whisper that says, ‘Go. Ask. Reach out. Be an answer to someone’s plea. You have a part to play. Have faith.’ We can decide to risk that He is indeed there, watching, caring, cherishing us as we love and accept love. The world will be a better place for it. And wherever they are, the angels will dance. — Joan Wester Anderson

Best Laurie Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Laurie Anderson

When love is gone, there’s always justice. And when justice is gone, there’s always force. And when force is gone, there’s always Mom. Hi, Mom — Laurie Anderson

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better — Laurie Anderson

Best Margaret Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Margaret Anderson

In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love you want the other person. — Margaret Anderson

Best Marian Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Marian Anderson

No matter how big a nation is, it is no stronger that its weakest people, and as long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you might otherwise. — Marian Anderson

Leadership should be born out of the understanding of the needs of those who would be affected by it. — Marian Anderson

Best Poul Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Poul Anderson

Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt. — Poul Anderson

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. — Poul Anderson

Best Roger Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Roger Anderson

Christ’s first coming was to fulfill a mission, a purpose. He came to suffer, die, and be raised again. These happened and yielded results effective for the present time and into eternity. — Roger Anderson

Let us be very careful not to fall into the trap of the world. The world views things only relative to man and to self. The Word of God views things relative to the Father, Son, and Spirit. Mankind is not the center of all things. No matter how great anyone’s name might become, it is still far behind His. Our name comes from His life the name of our Lord comes from the resurrection–the event unique to Him. The world has a problem it seeks to honor, uphold, exonerate and generally praise itself. Our place and the place of the entire world system is to praise and exalt God. When people of the Bible caught a glimpse of Him, their lives were changed. Perhaps our lives remain stagnate because we do not spend enough time looking at Him. — Roger Anderson

Best Sherwood Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Sherwood Anderson

General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life … I am terribly afraid, but the other fellow is afraid, too. — Sherwood Anderson

Best Susan Butler Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Susan Butler Anderson

On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half the clothes and twice the money. — Susan Butler Anderson

Best Walter Anderson Quotes: The most famous quotes by Walter Anderson

Our lives improve only when we take chances – and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves. — Walter Anderson

Best Fernandez de Andrada Quotes: The most famous quotes by Fernandez de Andrada

For me it is sufficient to have a corner by my hearth, a book and a friend, and a nap undisturbed by creditors or grief. — Fernandez de Andrada

Best Mario Andretti Quotes: The most famous quotes by Mario Andretti

If everything’s under control, you’re going too slow. — Mario Andretti

I recognize my limits but when I look around I realise I am not living exactly in a world of giants. — Mario Andretti

Best Cecil Andrus Quotes: The most famous quotes by Cecil Andrus

The National Rifle Association are the gun nuts of the world. — Cecil Andrus

Best Ethel Perry Andrus Quotes: The most famous quotes by Ethel Perry Andrus

We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner drives, our interest and our attention to something outside ourselves. — Ethel Perry Andrus

Best Rene Angelil Quotes: The most famous quotes by Rene Angelil

Nobody has a perfect life. What you see on the screen is the best of the artist. — Rene Angelil

Best Maya Angelou Quotes: The most famous quotes by Maya Angelou

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain. — Maya Angelou

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. — Maya Angelou

Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. — Maya Angelou

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, ‘I’m with you kid. Let’s go.’ — Maya Angelou

The quality of strength lined with tenderness is an unbeatable combination, as are intelligence and necessity when unblunted by formal education. — Maya Angelou

If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning ‘Good morning’ at total strangers. — Maya Angelou

My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song that’s spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke When I think about myself. — Maya Angelou

I answer the heroic question ‘Death, where is thy sting’ with ‘It is here in my heart and mind and memories.’ — Maya Angelou

While the rest of the world has been improving technology, Ghana has been improving the quality of man’s humanity to man. — Maya Angelou

In order to be profoundly dishonest, a person must have one of two qualities either he is unscrupulously ambitious, or he is unswervingly egocentric. — Maya Angelou

There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you. — Maya Angelou

Without courage you cannot practice any of the other virtues. — Maya Angelou

Prejudice is a burden that confuses the past, threatens the future and renders the present inaccessible. — Maya Angelou

Children’s talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. — Maya Angelou

We really are 15 countries, and it’s really remarkable that each of us thinks we represent the real America. The Midwesterner in Kansas, the black American in Durham — both are certain they are the real American. — Maya Angelou

For Africa to me is more than a glamorous fact. It is a historical truth. No man can know where he is going unless he knows exactly where he has been and exactly how he arrived at his present place. — Maya Angelou

I know why the caged bird sings. — Maya Angelou

The need for change bulldozed a road down the center of my mind. — Maya Angelou

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. — Maya Angelou

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, however, if faced with courage, need not be lived again. — Maya Angelou

Best Joan Walsh Anglund Quotes: The most famous quotes by Joan Walsh Anglund

Friendships begin because, even without words, we understand how someone feels. — Joan Walsh Anglund

Best Earnst Angst Quotes: The most famous quotes by Earnst Angst

Ask not for whom the bell tolls You might get an answer you don’t especially like. — Earnst Angst

Best Jennifer Aniston Quotes: The most famous quotes by Jennifer Aniston

True love brings up everything – you’re allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily. — Jennifer Aniston

I guess we’d be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well. — Jennifer Aniston

Best Edith Ann Quotes: The most famous quotes by Edith Ann

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question — Edith Ann

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. — Edith Ann

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. — Edith Ann

They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s like my mind itself has its own mind. — Edith Ann

Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn’t come easy to us. — Edith Ann

Frankly, I think the chances of having a happy childhood while you’re still a kid going through it are pretty slim. — Edith Ann

Best Anne Quotes: The most famous quotes by Anne

It could be said that the AIDS pandemic is a classic own-goal scored by the human race against itself. — Anne

Best Anon. Quotes: The most famous quotes by Anon.

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng. — Anon.

Optimization hinders evolution. — Anon.

He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. — Anon.

If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about … five minutes. — Anon.

Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA. — Anon.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME. — Anon.

Don’t steal. The government hates competition. — Anon.

A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages. — Anon.

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. — Anon.

Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. — Anon.

BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company. — Anon.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. — Anon.

Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though. — Anon.

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. — Anon.

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself. — Anon.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what you are expected to give — which is everything. — Anon.

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. — Anon.

COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key. — Anon.

One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time. — Anon.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted. — Anon.

That Jim Brown. He says he isn’t Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn’t Jimmy Brown — Anon.

The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out… — Anon.

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. — Anon.

A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn’t like the tune. — Anon.

Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye. — Anon.

Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying. — Anon.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what’s a workstation… — Anon.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. — Anon.

Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well. — Anon.

There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works. — Anon.

Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written. — Anon.

Necessity is the mother of invention. — Anon.

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. — Anon.

Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently. — Anon.

Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk — Anon.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. — Anon.

Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother. — Anon.

Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it. — Anon.

Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address. — Anon.

Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique. — Anon.

The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe. — Anon.

Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. — Anon.

WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue. — Anon.

Winners never quit and quitters never win. — Anon.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. — Anon.

Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can. — Anon.

Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best. — Anon.

Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN) — Anon.

Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO — Anon.

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable. — Anon.

Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium. — Anon.

We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have ‘crossed bridges’ in their imagination far ahead of the crowd. — Anon.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand. — Anon.

The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. — Anon.

The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for layman. — Anon.

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. — Anon.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research. — Anon.

If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. — Anon.

Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns. — Anon.

No one is listening until you make a mistake. — Anon.

The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can’t be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it. — Anon.

Hanlon’s RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. — Anon.

Great minds think alike. — Anon.

Real programmers don’t write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can’t decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN. — Anon.

Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice. — Anon.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. — Anon.

When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy. — Anon.

Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota. — Anon.

The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going. — Anon.

Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector. — Anon.

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator. — Anon.

If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were. — Anon.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable. — Anon.

Hit any user to continue. — Anon.

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing. — Anon.

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers — Anon.

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet. — Anon.

LSD melts your mind, not in your hand. — Anon.

Silence is one great art of conversation. — Anon.

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it. — Anon.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. — Anon.

Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’ — Anon.

CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUN — Anon.

Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window. — Anon.

General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours. — Anon.

Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead. — Anon.

A poet is someone who is astonished by everything. — Anon.

Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. — Anon.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. — Anon.

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS… — Anon.

Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green — Anon.

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold — but so does a hard-boiled egg. — Anon.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue… — Anon.

Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE — Anon.

Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. — Anon.

The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don’t need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door. — Anon.

Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. — Anon.

Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever. — Anon.

Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away. — Anon.

Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it. — Anon.

Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it’s because they were up all night. — Anon.

Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. — Anon.

Best Anonymous Quotes: The most famous quotes by Anonymous

Dare to be wise. — Anonymous

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. — Anonymous

Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it. — Anonymous

If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price. — Anonymous

If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where. — Anonymous

Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose. — Anonymous

Don’t let yourself forget what it’s like to be sixteen. — Anonymous

A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats. — Anonymous

Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day. — Anonymous

By courage I repel adversity. — Anonymous

Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side. — Anonymous

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off. — Anonymous

No man deserves punishment for his thoughts. — Anonymous

Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn’t seem to be working. — Anonymous

Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice. — Anonymous

It is light grief that can take counsel. — Anonymous

May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say. — Anonymous

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. — Anonymous

There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed. — Anonymous

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. — Anonymous

I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency. — Anonymous

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever — Anonymous

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it. — Anonymous

You add insult to injury. — Anonymous

To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. — Anonymous

To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty. — Anonymous

Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company. — Anonymous

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. — Anonymous

Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything. — Anonymous

Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences. — Anonymous

Best Jean Anouilh Quotes: The most famous quotes by Jean Anouilh

Life is a wonderful thing to talk about, or to read about in history books – but it is terrible when one has to live it. — Jean Anouilh

Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration – a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance. — Jean Anouilh

To say yes, you have to sweat and roll up your sleeves and plunge both hands into life up to the elbows. It’s easy to say no, even if it means dying. — Jean Anouilh

Propaganda is a soft weapon hold it in your hands too long, and it will move about like a snake, and strike the other way. — Jean Anouilh

God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies. — Jean Anouilh

Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. — Jean Anouilh

Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It’s the aim of art to give it some. — Jean Anouilh

Saintliness is also a temptation. — Jean Anouilh

Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself. — Jean Anouilh

Best Clare Ansberry Quotes: The most famous quotes by Clare Ansberry

Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes. — Clare Ansberry

Best Ruth Nanda Anshen Quotes: The most famous quotes by Ruth Nanda Anshen

Even as the cell is the unit of the organic body, so the family is the unit of society. — Ruth Nanda Anshen

Best Louis K. Anspacher Quotes: The most famous quotes by Louis K. Anspacher

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. — Louis K. Anspacher

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Best Famous Quotes by: Robert Anthony, Susan B. Anthony, Antiphanes, Antisthenes, Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Minna Thomas Antrim, Hadewijch of Antwerp, Gloria Anzaldua, Stan Aogartem, Guillaume Apollinaire, Aharon Appelfeld, Appianus, John A. Appleman, Sir Edward Appleton, Aprocrypha, Apuleius, Aquaviva, Saint Thomas Aquinas, Corazn Cojuangco Aquino, Julie Arabi, Yassir Arafat, Detronius Arbiter, Dr. Arbthnot, Diane Arbus, Arcesilaus, Marcel Archard, Archilocus, Archimedes, Mark Ardis, and Hannah Arendt

Best Robert Anthony Quotes: The most famous quotes by Robert Anthony

Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy. — Robert Anthony

The one who loves the least, controls the relationship. — Robert Anthony

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. — Robert Anthony

If you are not leaning, no one will let you down. — Robert Anthony

Best Susan B. Anthony Quotes: The most famous quotes by Susan B. Anthony

Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less. — Susan B. Anthony

I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand. — Susan B. Anthony

Best Antiphanes Quotes: The most famous quotes by Antiphanes

Poverty is the schoolmaster of character. — Antiphanes

Best Antisthenes Quotes: The most famous quotes by Antisthenes

Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults. — Antisthenes

Best Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Quotes: The most famous quotes by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

That which comes after ever conforms to that which has gone before. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Very little is needed to make a happy life. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

What is not good for the swarm is not good for the bee. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Things that have a common quality ever quickly seek their kind. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

The happiness and unhappiness of the rational, social animal depends not on what he feels but on what he does just as his virtue and vice consist not in feeling but in doing. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Just as the sand-dunes, heaped one upon another, hide each the first, so in life the former deeds are quickly hidden by those that follow after. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

A wrong-doer is often a man that has left something undone, not always he that has done something. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it…. Be satisfied with success in even the smallest matter, and think that even such a result is no trifle. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Look beneath the surface let not the several quality of a thing nor its worth escape thee. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your mind for the soul is dyed by the thoughts. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

This Being of mine, whatever it really is, consists of a little flesh, a little breath, and the part which governs. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

If it is not seemly, do it not if it is not true, speak it not. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

All is ephemeral,–fame and the famous as well. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

The universe is change our life is what our thoughts make it. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Whatever happens it all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if thou shouldst watch closely. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Time is a sort of river of passing events, and strong is its current no sooner is a thing brought to sight than it is swept by and another takes its place, and this too will be swept away. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Be not as one that hath ten thousand years to live death is nigh at hand while thou livest, while thou hast time, be good. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

‘Let thine occupations be few,’ saith the sage, ‘if thou wouldst lead a tranquil life.’ — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

No form of Nature is inferior to Art for the arts merely imitate natural forms. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Remember this-that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in the performance of every act of life. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Remember that what pulls the strings is the force hidden within there lies the power to persuade, there the life,–there, if one must speak out, the real man. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

As surgeons keep their instruments and knives always at hand for cases requiring immediate treatment, so shouldst thou have thy thoughts ready to understand things divine and human, remembering in thy every act, even the smallest, how close is the bond that unites the two. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Whatever is in any way beautiful hath its source of beauty in itself, and is complete in itself praise forms no part of it. So it is none the worse nor the better for being praised. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

As for life, it is a battle and a sojourning in a strange land but the fame that comes after is oblivion. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of the future, and at that other limitless space, the past. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing, in so far as it stands ready against the accidental and the unforeseen, and is not apt to fall. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Love the little trade which thou hast learned, and be content therewith. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to bear. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it and this you have the power to revoke at any moment. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be present ‘I am rising to a man’s work.’ — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks, but only at what he does himself, to make it just and holy. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Look well into thyself there is a source of strength which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard accordingly and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue, and reasonable nature. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become one yourself — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life as though it were your last. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor for even death is one of the things that Nature wills. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. — Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Best Minna Thomas Antrim Quotes: The most famous quotes by Minna Thomas Antrim

Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice. — Minna Thomas Antrim

Best Hadewijch of Antwerp Quotes: The most famous quotes by Hadewijch of Antwerp

May your service of love a beautiful thing want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is. — Hadewijch of Antwerp

Best Gloria Anzaldua Quotes: The most famous quotes by Gloria Anzaldua

The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react. — Gloria Anzaldua

Best Stan Aogartem Quotes: The most famous quotes by Stan Aogartem

… information can be treated like any other quantity and be subjected to the manipulation of a machine. — Stan Aogartem

Best Guillaume Apollinaire Quotes: The most famous quotes by Guillaume Apollinaire

Come to the edgeHe said. They said We are afraid.Come to the edgeHe said. They came.He pushed them, andthey flew… — Guillaume Apollinaire

Best Aharon Appelfeld Quotes: The most famous quotes by Aharon Appelfeld

People who lose their parents when young are permanently in love with them. — Aharon Appelfeld

Best Appianus Quotes: The most famous quotes by Appianus

The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness. — Appianus

Best John A. Appleman Quotes: The most famous quotes by John A. Appleman

I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success – the earliest spark in the dreaming youth – is this dream a great dream. — John A. Appleman

Best Sir Edward Appleton Quotes: The most famous quotes by Sir Edward Appleton

I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don’t understand. — Sir Edward Appleton

Best Aprocrypha Quotes: The most famous quotes by Aprocrypha

Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in a few words. — Aprocrypha

Best Apuleius Quotes: The most famous quotes by Apuleius

He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry. — Apuleius

Familiarity breeds contempt, while rarity wins admiration. — Apuleius

Best Aquaviva Quotes: The most famous quotes by Aquaviva

Let us be resolute in prosecuting our ends, and mild in our methods of so doing. — Aquaviva

Best Saint Thomas Aquinas Quotes: The most famous quotes by Saint Thomas Aquinas

Justice is a certain rectitude of mind whereby a man does what he ought to do in circumstances confronting him. — Saint Thomas Aquinas

Beware the man of one book. — Saint Thomas Aquinas

We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and direct us and God has provided for this, by appointing his angels to be our teachers and guides. — Saint Thomas Aquinas

Three things are necessary for the salvation of man to know what he ought to believe to know what he ought to desire and to know what he ought to do. — Saint Thomas Aquinas

Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them. — Saint Thomas Aquinas

Best Corazn Cojuangco Aquino Quotes: The most famous quotes by Corazn Cojuangco Aquino

It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history. — Corazn Cojuangco Aquino

You have spent many lives and much treasure to bring freedom to many lands that were reluctant to receive it. And here you have a people who won it by themselves and need only the help to preserve it. — Corazn Cojuangco Aquino

All the world wondered as they witnessed … a people lift themselves from humiliation to the greatest pride. — Corazn Cojuangco Aquino

They came out in the millions to show their dogged support for the woman the dictatorship claimed it had defeated in the election. — Corazn Cojuangco Aquino

Reconciliation should be accompanied by justice, otherwise it will not last. While we all hope for peace it shouldn’t be peace at any cost but peace based on principle, on justice. — Corazn Cojuangco Aquino

Best Julie Arabi Quotes: The most famous quotes by Julie Arabi

All good men are happy when they choose to be their own authors. Those who choose to have others edit their pathways, must live on the edge of another man’s sword. — Julie Arabi

Courage consists of the power of self-recovery. — Julie Arabi

The men who come on the stage at one period are all found to be related to each other. Certain ideas are in the air. — Julie Arabi

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. — Julie Arabi

Best Yassir Arafat Quotes: The most famous quotes by Yassir Arafat

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. — Yassir Arafat

Best Detronius Arbiter Quotes: The most famous quotes by Detronius Arbiter

I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization. — Detronius Arbiter

Best Dr. Arbthnot Quotes: The most famous quotes by Dr. Arbthnot

All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies. — Dr. Arbthnot

Best Diane Arbus Quotes: The most famous quotes by Diane Arbus

My favorite thing is to go where I’ve never been. — Diane Arbus

Best Arcesilaus Quotes: The most famous quotes by Arcesilaus

Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest injustice. — Arcesilaus

Best Marcel Archard Quotes: The most famous quotes by Marcel Archard

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship. — Marcel Archard

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. — Marcel Archard

Women like silent men. They think they’re listening. — Marcel Archard

Best Archilocus Quotes: The most famous quotes by Archilocus

The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing. — Archilocus

Best Archimedes Quotes: The most famous quotes by Archimedes

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. — Archimedes

Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth. — Archimedes

Best Mark Ardis Quotes: The most famous quotes by Mark Ardis

A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot be understood. — Mark Ardis

Best Hannah Arendt Quotes: The most famous quotes by Hannah Arendt

What really distinguishes this generation in all countries from earlier generations is its determination to act, its joy in action, the assurance of being able to change things by one’s own efforts. — Hannah Arendt

Action without a name, a ‘who’ attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. — Hannah Arendt

Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can pick it up. — Hannah Arendt

Equality…is the result of human organization. We are not born equal. — Hannah Arendt

The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. — Hannah Arendt

Under conditions of tyranny it is far easer to act than to think. — Hannah Arendt

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Best Brian Aldiss Quotes: The most famous quotes by Brian Aldiss

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay. — Brian Aldiss

Best Thomas Bailey Aldrich Quotes: The most famous quotes by Thomas Bailey Aldrich

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is to triumph over old age. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Best Archibald Alexander Quotes: The most famous quotes by Archibald Alexander

Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it. — Archibald Alexander

Best Lamar Alexander Quotes: The most famous quotes by Lamar Alexander

I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now. — Lamar Alexander

Best Lloyd Alexander Quotes: The most famous quotes by Lloyd Alexander

We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself. — Lloyd Alexander

Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and true progress. — Lloyd Alexander

Best Russell G. Alexander Quotes: The most famous quotes by Russell G. Alexander

Life is not advancement. It is growth. It does not move upward, but expands outward, in all directions. — Russell G. Alexander

Best Shana Alexander Quotes: The most famous quotes by Shana Alexander

A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place to begin rest and recovery from the trip to the faraway places you’ve been, a decompression chamber between Here and There. Though a plane is not the ideal place really to think, to reassess or reevaluate things, it is a great place to have the illusion of doing so, and often the illusion will suffice. — Shana Alexander

The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous. — Shana Alexander

We strain to renew our capacity for wonder, to shock ourselves into astonishment once again. — Shana Alexander

Best Rodan of Alexandria Quotes: The most famous quotes by Rodan of Alexandria

Only a brave person is willing to honestly admit, and fearlessly to face, what a sincere and logical mind discovers. — Rodan of Alexandria

Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. — Rodan of Alexandria

Best Conte Vittorio Alfieri Quotes: The most famous quotes by Conte Vittorio Alfieri

Often the test of courage is not to die but to live. — Conte Vittorio Alfieri

What we plan we build. — Conte Vittorio Alfieri

Best Nelson Algren Quotes: The most famous quotes by Nelson Algren

Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom’s. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. — Nelson Algren

Best Muhammad Ali Quotes: The most famous quotes by Muhammad Ali

If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. — Muhammad Ali

The man who has no imagination has no wings. — Muhammad Ali

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. — Muhammad Ali

Champions aren’t made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them A desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill. — Muhammad Ali

The fight is won or lost far away from witnessesbehind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights. — Muhammad Ali

It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am. — Muhammad Ali

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything. — Muhammad Ali

Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even. — Muhammad Ali

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up. — Muhammad Ali

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. — Muhammad Ali

Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. — Muhammad Ali

Me, we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard graduation.) — Muhammad Ali

Silence is golden when you can’t think of a good answer. — Muhammad Ali

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people. — Muhammad Ali

My toughest fight was with my first wife. — Muhammad Ali

Best Dante Alighieri Quotes: The most famous quotes by Dante Alighieri

Avarice, envy, pride,Three fatal sparks, have set the hearts of allOn Fire. — Dante Alighieri

Through me you pass into the city of woeThrough me you pass into eternal painThrough me among the people lost for aye.Justice the founder of my fabric movedTo rear me was the task of power divine,Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.Before me things create were none, save thingsEternal, and eternal I shall endure.All hope abandon, ye who enter here. — Dante Alighieri

For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act — Dante Alighieri

There’s not the least thing can be said or done, but people will talk and find fault. — Dante Alighieri

All hope abandon, ye who enter here — Dante Alighieri

A great flame follows a little spark. — Dante Alighieri

A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence. — Dante Alighieri

The experience of this sweet life. L’esperienza de questa dolce vita. — Dante Alighieri

He listens well who takes notes. — Dante Alighieri

There is no greater sorrow Than to be mindful of the happy time In misery. — Dante Alighieri

Consider your origin you were not born to live like brutes, but to follow virtue and knowledge. — Dante Alighieri

If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it is to be sought. — Dante Alighieri

In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost. — Dante Alighieri

O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou fall. — Dante Alighieri

Best Saul David Alinsky Quotes: The most famous quotes by Saul David Alinsky

Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his mother off against his father in the politics of when to go to bed he who fears corruption fears life. — Saul David Alinsky

When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters – one represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. — Saul David Alinsky

Best Charles L. Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by Charles L. Allen

Remember that you are needed. There is at least one important work to be done that will not be done unless you do it. — Charles L. Allen

Best Dick Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by Dick Allen

If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it. — Dick Allen

Best Fred Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by Fred Allen

California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his own hand. — Fred Allen

If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry about cutting it. — Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there. — Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. — Fred Allen

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart. — Fred Allen

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. — Fred Allen

I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. — Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn and quoted. — Fred Allen

Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. — Fred Allen

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. — Fred Allen

What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement — Fred Allen

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. — Fred Allen

Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done. — Fred Allen

Television is the triumph of machine over people. — Fred Allen

Best George Herbert Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by George Herbert Allen

Man is what he believes. — George Herbert Allen

People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don’t know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to. — George Herbert Allen

Best George Mathew Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by George Mathew Allen

Have a variety of interests … These interests relax the mind and lessen tension on the nervous system. People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest. — George Mathew Allen

Best Gracie Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by Gracie Allen

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. — Gracie Allen

Best Henry Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by Henry Allen

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. — Henry Allen

Best James Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by James Allen

Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts inevitably bring about right results. — James Allen

You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. — James Allen

The outer conditions of a person’s life will always be found to reflect their inner beliefs. — James Allen

We do not attract what we want, But what we are. — James Allen

Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit. — James Allen

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. — James Allen

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. — James Allen

Circumstances do not determine a man, they reveal him. — James Allen

Best James Lane Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by James Lane Allen

You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. — James Lane Allen

Best Roger Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by Roger Allen

In case you’re worried about what’s going to become of the younger generation, it’s going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. — Roger Allen

Best William R Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by William R Allen

A style does not go out of style as long as it adapts itself to its period. When there is an incompatibility between the style and a certain state of mind, it is never the style that triumphs. — William R Allen

Certainly it is a world of scarcity. But the scarcity is not confined to iron ore and available land. The most constricting scarcities are those of character and personality. — William R Allen

Best Woody Allen Quotes: The most famous quotes by Woody Allen

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. — Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up. — Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. — Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. — Woody Allen

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative. — Woody Allen

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. — Woody Allen

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. — Woody Allen

It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune. — Woody Allen

Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind. — Woody Allen

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. — Woody Allen

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying. — Woody Allen

Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in her name. — Woody Allen

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. — Woody Allen

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. — Woody Allen

I am at two with nature. — Woody Allen

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. — Woody Allen

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not wounded — dead. — Woody Allen

I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, and receives new truth as an angel from Heaven. — Woody Allen

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. — Woody Allen

I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. — Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. — Woody Allen

The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion. — Woody Allen

At the opera in Milan with my daughter and me, Needleman leaned out of his box and fell into the orchestra pit. Too proud to admit it was a mistake, he attended the opera every night for a month and repeated it each time. — Woody Allen

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats. — Woody Allen

Thought Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. — Woody Allen

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered — Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. — Woody Allen

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. — Woody Allen

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. — Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter — Woody Allen

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size — Woody Allen

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. — Woody Allen

As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. — Woody Allen

I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. — Woody Allen

I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. — Woody Allen

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. — Woody Allen

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off. — Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. — Woody Allen

If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever. — Woody Allen

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better… while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. — Woody Allen

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. — Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. — Woody Allen

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. — Woody Allen

Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all. — Woody Allen

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon. — Woody Allen

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. — Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. — Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman — Woody Allen

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep. — Woody Allen

To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition. — Woody Allen

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. — Woody Allen

What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream Or what’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists — Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. — Woody Allen

Best Margery Allingham Quotes: The most famous quotes by Margery Allingham

When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to be more impressive than the outburst of the most violent amongst us. — Margery Allingham

Best W. Allingham Quotes: The most famous quotes by W. Allingham

Politeness costs nothing. Nothing, that is, to him that shows it but if often costs the world very dear. — W. Allingham

Best Dorothy Allison Quotes: The most famous quotes by Dorothy Allison

Change, when it comes, cracks everything open. — Dorothy Allison

Best Gordon William Allport Quotes: The most famous quotes by Gordon William Allport

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. — Gordon William Allport

Love recieved and love given comprise the best form of therapy. — Gordon William Allport

Best Gloria Allred Quotes: The most famous quotes by Gloria Allred

The more I know about men the more I like dogs. — Gloria Allred

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