Riddles 5

Spot was here…
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?

K9P (you’ll get it eventually).
Our Jobs
What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
Don’t Think Too Hard
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet, duh!
Cowboy Riddle
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?

His horse is named Friday.
Just Like You
What’s as big as you are yet doesn’t weigh an ounce?

A shadow.
Start Walking
What kind of running means walking?

Running out of gas!
I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he’ll die. What am I?

I am nothing.
Outside the Battlefield
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?

A strike was thrown in 10 pin bowling.
Oh, that’s why!
What question can you never answer?

“What’s it like to be dead?”
The Rain
What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella.
Stop Complaining
Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?

Fallen leaves.
Who needs a Calculator!
If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?

Your fingers!
Clever Word
What word contains all of the twenty six letters?

Be Gone!
How do you make “one” disappear?

Add a “g” to make it “gone” or an “n” to make it “none”!
Some Trust
What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?

A promise, of course.
Not a Raincoat
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

A coat of paint!
Don’t Need ‘Em All
How many 1 foot by 1 foot bricks would it take to complete a building that’s 20 feet long on all four sides and 20 feet high?

Only one; the last brick you put in will complete it.
Beyond Your Reach
When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?

I am the horizon.
I’m a Good Guy!
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?

His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.
That’s a Cool Word
What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

NOON. Cool, huh?

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