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Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys

Here is a collection of the top 50 best sweet pickup lines and chat up lines for picking up guys or girls at a bar. Sure, some of them are way too cheesy, but sometimes cheesy mixed with sincerity does have a sweetness and vulnerability to it… of course, as we all know, in the end, it’s not the line that’s recited, it’s who is saying the line. here is the list of sweet pickup lines and chat up lines:

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?

Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.

If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.

i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…

do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.

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210 Responses to “Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys””

  1. jessie Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    guy- “will you help me study ?”
    girl- “sure.what do you have to study?”
    guy- “everything about you”

  2. TUNA FISH Says:
    November 7th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    I LIKE POTATOES. ARE YOU ONE!!?!?!?!????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!

  3. John Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    Are you the sun, because you brighten my day.

  4. tiffanyyyyy Says:
    November 20th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    You can fall off a building,you can fall out of a tree, but baby the best way is to fall in love with me.

  5. Anonymous Says:
    December 12th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Baby your so fine i wish i can plant you and grow a whole field of ya’ll

  6. adam4 Says:
    December 12th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Hi!I have a test on the female anatomy tomarrow.
    And i was just wondering.
    Would you help me study?

  7. I Says:
    December 13th, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror towards them)

  8. me Says:
    December 13th, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    do you know what i did last night?
    i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you !

  9. Hunter Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    Guy: Did it hurt?
    Girl: Did what hurt?
    Guy: When you fell from heaven.

    :)

  10. Dan Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 7:22 am

    those better be space pants because your ass is out of this world

  11. Austin Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    (scans girl with scanner) just what i thought… priceless.

  12. D-money Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 2:34 am

    Guy:Ouch
    Girl:what happend
    Guy:i think cupid hit me with one of his arrows cause i think i fell in love at first site

  13. Player from NYC Says:
    January 21st, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    guy- excuse me…(pull out the back of her shirt or sweater to see the tag inside…and then say “thats what i thought…. made in heaven”

  14. Secrets Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Are you a library card cuz BABY i’m checkin’ you OUT!! :D <3 MY FAVE..

  15. maryy Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    is your name summer? cause your hott.

  16. woow Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    this is soo awsome [email protected]#$ AWSOME

  17. Anonymous Says:
    April 5th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    dude i love u

  18. orange girl! Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    if i had to choose between breathing and loving you, id take my last breath to say i love you

  19. *young lover* Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    baby, if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i would be walking in an endless garden

  20. biff bumboi and sam Says:
    April 12th, 2009 at 3:40 am

    If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together

  21. _nikestar_ Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Im a math freak me plus you equals love.

  22. Jordan Bond Says:
    April 25th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    i will buy you a dozen roses 11 real and 1 fake an love you until they all die

  23. Derreck Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    I thought there were only seven wonders of the world don’t u make it eight

  24. Anonymous Says:
    May 6th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause i see my face in them.

  25. chris Says:
    May 9th, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    guy says: hey…
    Girl says: heyyy…
    Guy says: I just thought that you deserved to be told that your the most beautiful girl/women ive ever seen.

  26. Anonymous Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    dam girl your fine

  27. Anonymous Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 1:04 am

    guys says:u know what?ur like a google.
    girl says:whoa why??
    guys says:coz all that i’ve searching for is in you. :)

  28. sunil Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 12:34 am

    I can’t beleive your existance is true that you are the same beatiful girl who was in my dream for years.

  29. madison Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 7:36 am

    girl:do you have a bandaid?
    guy:no..why?
    girl: cause i just fell for you

  30. Allie Says:
    June 7th, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    He had 12 roses 11 were real and 1 was fake, he said, “I’ll love you till the last one dies.”

  31. Tannerwosseo,mn Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Guy: Next time i see you wear Sunglasses
    Girl: Why?
    Guy: Because when i look in your eyes im speechless.

  32. brian Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    if i could minipulate the abc’s i would have U and I make love.

  33. avy Says:
    June 17th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    girl i got my libary card right here and im checking you out

  34. Alex =D Says:
    June 25th, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Do you have to go to the bathroom….cause your eyes are the prettiest color of pee ive ever seen!…..its for edward lol

  35. kion Says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 3:26 am

    sorry people, but this is absolutely nonsense and will never work on a smart and attractive woman. NEVER.. maybe even not if you were george clooney. stop goofing around in your idealistic romantic phantasy and come back to reality and start doing things that bring RESULTS. dont fool yourself and others

  36. William Says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    “I don’t know much about Pokemon.. but.. can I Pik-A-Chu??”

    One of my faves!
    :D

    P.S.(If you don’t get it. Then you’ve never seen Pokemon!)

  37. Anonymous Says:
    June 28th, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    this is stupid

  38. josh Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see me in your pants

  39. Anonymous Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    this is awesomew

  40. William Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    I don’t know much about Pokemon.. but.. can I
    Pik-A-Chu??

  41. William Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

  42. William Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a

    piece of heaven.

  43. William Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had

    died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very

    much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

  44. William Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I

    would be walking through my garden forever.

  45. timothy Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    okay seriously kion get over yourself, you dont seem like a fun person that anyone would be around, if you cant even take a joke about this?youuur gayyy! :p

  46. Trent Says:
    July 22nd, 2009 at 5:12 am

    Guy says:I bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you with out ever touching your lips.
    Girl Responds: I bet you can’t.
    Shake.
    Guy leans in slowly to kiss girl, and actualy kisses the girl.
    Guy says:It was worth every penny.
    Guy hands girl money.

    you do that, she will be like puddy in your hands, promise.

  47. bluberriexD Says:
    July 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Doesn’t matter if these work or not, people like to mess around and use them anyway. =P DUHH.

    Please don’t leave, if you do I will have to report you to the police…because you stole my heart.

  48. Aidan Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 12:31 am

    if i could rearange the alpabet i would put u and i together

  49. Ashlee Says:
    July 26th, 2009 at 12:20 am

    do you have a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them.

  50. Merrill Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Guy: hey look a star make a wish
    Girl: ok i made my wish, what was yours?
    Guy: (looking at the girl) I would make one, but my wish has already come true!

  51. Anonymous Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Guy: Did it hurt?

    Girl: Did what hurt?

    Guy: When you fell down from heaven.

  52. carl Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

  53. The T Man Says:
    September 20th, 2009 at 1:13 am

    girl i must be dreaming because i been seeing u every night

  54. The T Man Says:
    September 20th, 2009 at 1:14 am

    that was a cool comment

  55. The T Man Says:
    September 20th, 2009 at 1:17 am

    i must be seeing things because i see u every day and night

  56. The T Man Says:
    September 20th, 2009 at 1:18 am

    ma let me get your number
    [really works]

  57. anthony walls Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    i lost my number can i have urs

  58. Greg Says:
    September 27th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Im the boat and your the harbor how about we just tie up for the night.

  59. anonmyous Says:
    October 7th, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    Can I have a picture of you? I need to send it to Santa Claus

  60. david lesa Says:
    October 19th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    miss im lost can you show me 2 your haert cause i got lost in your eres it works

  61. Zack Says:
    October 22nd, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Guy you should take a rest cause you been running through my mind all day.

  62. Dr. Guapo Says:
    October 23rd, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    I don’t think a cheesy pickup line would work on a girl as beautiful as you….

    Epic win

  63. grouch Says:
    October 25th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm u all r gooooooooooooooooood

  64. phantom Says:
    October 25th, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Are your feet tired cause youve been runnin round my mind all day long mmm

  65. Guillaume Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Did you fall from heaven cuz that would explain how you screwed up your face so bad !

  66. Burger Master Says:
    November 7th, 2009 at 10:24 am

    You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way

  67. hey. Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 1:38 am

    lol. at above ^^

    well,i’m a girl, and here’s mine (found somewhere in net)-
    walk by the person you’re attracted to.
    girl: Hey, did you just touch my ass?! [looking angry]
    boy: No.
    girl: No? damn!

    lol.

  68. Elaina Black Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    I have skittles in my mouth do you want to taste the rainbow?
    Some guy just recently used this pick up line on me….

  69. gottagetthat Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 6:22 am

    i’m a bee.. so can you be my honey?

  70. stone cold pimp Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    are you currently involved in an intimate relationship with a member of the opposing sex? (after initial silence laughter will ensue)

  71. tub Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    do u drink beer cause you look hungover

  72. awesomeness Says:
    December 4th, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    if i could rearange the alphabet i would put u and i in the same spot cuz if they werent there people would get realy confused but can we still go out anyway

    (makes em laugh and always works)

  73. ruben Says:
    December 16th, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    I’m new in town. can i get directions to your apartment?

  74. ruben Says:
    December 16th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    is your dad a baker? cause you have nice buns.

  75. Leone Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 1:00 am

    Hey, Did you notice how there were no stars up in the sky last night? Yeah, well, i came up with a theory that they all went in your eyes…

    :D

  76. dtrain Says:
    December 18th, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    can I read your t shirt in brail

  77. elle Says:
    December 23rd, 2009 at 5:20 am

    you’re soooooo corny guyzzzz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. rach Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    can i have ur picture?
    wut for?
    to show santa wut i want for x-mas

  79. chance Says:
    January 3rd, 2010 at 1:22 am

    your shirt tag is showing, it says made in heaven

  80. Ha Says:
    January 3rd, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Damn girlie, you with all those curves and me with no brakes.

  81. bigbird Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    Hi, I’m mister right and someone was saying you were looking for me.

  82. Ace Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Babe pretty gurls make heads spin…but U make necks break !!!

  83. Endlessly_wrong Says:
    January 14th, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    guy:hey
    girl: hey
    guy stares at girl
    girl: can i help you?
    guy: sorry your so beautiful i forgot my pick up line
    :D i love that one

  84. Chris Says:
    January 17th, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    *yawn* Sorry, im a little tired because I was up all night counting the stars for every reason I love you…It was going good, until I ran out of stars

  85. teeeheeee Says:
    January 17th, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    hey i got a credit card where do i swipe? ;)

  86. bob Says:
    January 24th, 2010 at 6:52 am

    So your a girl huh?

    For the LOLs :P

  87. WHO CARES Says:
    January 25th, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    GIRL THINKIN BOUT U GIVES ME A HEAT STROKE

  88. myles Says:
    January 28th, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    girl are your feet tired cuz you’ve been running through ma mind all day.

  89. Anonymous Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    Hey are are you lost? Cuz heaven is along way from here. :)

  90. Anonymous Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    Here’s a few:
    I thought angels had wings?

    Are you a pirate? cuz you have the golden booty.

    I told my mom I’m going to my friends house, wanna be my friend?

    I don’t think you’re wearing a push-up bra, I could make a good substitute.

  91. plssss Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Hey Do You Have a Fever???
    Girl: No, Why?
    Because you look HOT

    Girl: its hot in here
    Boy: Youre Hotter

  92. someone Says:
    March 20th, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    say this:
    It must have been a rainy day when you were born. Heaven was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel!

  93. Hello Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    If you say one of these pick up lines to a girl, the actual line won’t work but the fact that it’s funny might, if she’s cool. Then you’re in.

  94. peanut Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    your name must be lucky charms because you’re magically delicious ;D

  95. jake Says:
    April 7th, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    is that a mp3 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

  96. marshall Says:
    April 8th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    What happened do they take ur wings before u leave heaven?

  97. sam Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 7:04 am

    hahah these pik up lines are awsum….. ladies do they work

  98. cHiiNo14 Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    Hey duude theirs some
    good ones out their but
    then in the other hand theirs
    some retarded one’s and i’ve seen
    alot that repeat them selfs…

  99. chip Says:
    April 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    if i said you had a beatiful body, would you hold it aginst me

  100. Anonymous Says:
    April 24th, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    r u a remote cuz u turn me on

  101. David Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”

  102. Suicidalcommando Says:
    April 29th, 2010 at 4:28 am

    why dont ya make your shirt like the cheshire cat
    and dissapear :)

  103. Gus Says:
    May 1st, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    You know what would look good on you?…. Me.

  104. Anonymous Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 9:13 am

    these are tooooooooooooo old comments…..make som newwwwwww plzzzz

  105. irving Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    guys says: are your parents retarded?
    girlsays: what??
    guy says: cuz baby ur special!!!<3

  106. john Says:
    May 7th, 2010 at 8:13 am

    IF YOU WERE A TEAR IN MY EYE I WOULD NEVER CRY FOR THE FEAR OF LOSING YOU..

  107. StAN Says:
    May 13th, 2010 at 11:12 am

    If you were a booger id pick you first xD

  108. StAN Says:
    May 13th, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Are you from Tennesee? cause your the only 10 i see ^_^

  109. Cassidy Says:
    May 18th, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    If I had skittles in my mouth , would you taste the rainbow? ;)

    HAHAHA I LOVEEE THAT ONE .

  110. Jared Says:
    May 20th, 2010 at 12:03 am

    Your like an adrenaline rush, you make my heart beat faster and you make me stronger

  111. khris Says:
    May 20th, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    can i put my fruit in your loops.?

  112. RAWR Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    IF U WERE TYLENOL I WOULD KEEP MY FEVER

  113. delores Says:
    June 6th, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    is there a rainbow above your head?
    cause when i saw you i found the treasure i have been searching for.

  114. delores Says:
    June 6th, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    you look like you need some beef in your taco…

  115. Nathan Says:
    June 16th, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    so… what’s a dove like you doing in a room full of crows?

  116. Nathan Says:
    June 16th, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Baby, you’re a goddess among women.

  117. Nathan Says:
    June 16th, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    How long have you been fishing? because as soon as I saw you you caught my heart.

  118. Nathan Says:
    June 16th, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Of all the things in the world, I never thought I’d see a girl as beautiful as you.

  119. Nathan Says:
    June 16th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    (deap breath) Sorry, your beauty took my breath away.

  120. Nathan Says:
    June 16th, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    I was going to try some clever pick-up line, but when you looked at me I couldn’t think straight.

  121. player642 Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 4:42 am

    guy-is tnere an airport near by?[girl says why] cause my heart just took off for you

  122. player642 Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 4:49 am

    guy-can i have a picture of you?[girl says why]so i can show santa exactly what i whant for christmas.

  123. skatergirl98 Says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    guy. hi did it hurt? girl did what hurt?? when fell from heaven??..

  124. Eliaza Says:
    June 28th, 2010 at 12:17 am

    Lets play a game but not hide & seek you know why?
    Cuz i found what i been looking for the whole time

  125. unknown Says:
    June 29th, 2010 at 3:59 am

    this one has been used on me…and i fell for it cuz i was drunk….hahaha…

    him: im going to the store, need anything?
    me: sure, a bag of chips, cookies, and some candies
    *he goes to the store and comes back with my stuff*
    him: i got what you wanted, so here’s what i want in return.
    me: and what is that?
    him: ur goods for a sweet kiss

  126. JEROMEAGAIN Says:
    July 4th, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Boy: Hey… do you have any raisins?
    Girl: uhhhh, no?
    Boy: how about a date? (:

    BAM! in the sack.

  127. Anonymous Says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    r u the tiger on frosted flakes? coz u look “Greeeeeaaaattt!” (:

  128. anonynous Says:
    July 12th, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    ive tried this about tem times nd each and everyone works

  129. The Best Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    These always work for me plz coment ;D

    I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

    Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

    I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?

    What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

    I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? (my fav)

  130. The Best Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 10:43 am

    the last is my FAV!it has never failed me

  131. luke skywalker Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    you’ll do

  132. DJ Says:
    July 21st, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    baby if i could make a word it wud be youme cus i wud put u and me together

  133. Anonymous Says:
    August 3rd, 2010 at 11:26 am

    did u fart cause u just blew me away

  134. Napster Says:
    August 3rd, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    Guy: I think when i die im gunna go to hell
    Girl: how so?
    Guy: Cuz I stole you from God himself

  135. Carl Watters Says:
    August 8th, 2010 at 4:26 am

    Girl if you were a car door id be slamming you!

  136. donald cardel Says:
    August 10th, 2010 at 7:18 am

    “if you believe in once upon a time, lets start to live happily ever after”

  137. louis Says:
    August 12th, 2010 at 1:05 am

    “TRUE MEANING OF LOVE”
    Love is a sensation, cause by temptation, to feel penetration, a guy stick his location to girl destination, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration….!!!!!!

  138. kadz184 Says:
    August 26th, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    boy is your name google? cause you’re everything I’m seatching for.

  139. TN45 Says:
    August 29th, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you?

  140. handz of god Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 8:27 am

    guy:yew see my friend over there? [pointing at a the guy]….he want to know if yew think i’m cute

  141. cator,the aviator!!! Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    guy:do yew need a prayer?
    gal:no,y yew ask?
    guy:cuz im willing to put my handz on yew

  142. steve'o Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 11:23 pm

    those pants looks very becoming on you,if i were on you id be comming too (~^,)

  143. Benchu Says:
    September 22nd, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    Everyone is going green now, so i thought we should too.

    Let’s save water and shower together ;)

  144. Mr. Stafford Says:
    September 30th, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    I’m like a light switch baby i’m easy to turn on and you can see alot, but if you turn me off you can hardly see anything.

  145. Anonymous Says:
    October 5th, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    your mom is a hotty

    [works every time]

  146. Jodie Says:
    October 10th, 2010 at 1:08 am

    Can I take pic of you to show my family at thanksgiving. To show them what im thankful for

  147. Chris From Visalia CA Says:
    October 16th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    hey my friend over there wanted to know if you like me?

    Your beautiful and any guy who doesnt see that has a problem with themselves

    have we met before or were you the girl of my dreams?

    how many times have you pushed me? once cuz i fell for you fast

  148. Pick-up king Says:
    October 19th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    I forgot my library card but can I still check you out?

    Is your daddy a baker? Cuz dang you got nice buns.

    Your eyes are the color of my toilet water at home.

    Is your name Campbell’s…cuz you’re mhm mhm good.

    *recommend the first one

  149. Aniruddha Says:
    October 23rd, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    I have forgot my no. can i have urs?

  150. cynic Says:
    October 26th, 2010 at 3:05 am

    these lines are stupid.So are the people writing them.

  151. knock em dead Says:
    October 26th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Hey, nice lipstick…mind if I try some???

  152. jab Says:
    October 31st, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    u look so sweet if i bite u the sugar will never go away

  153. aonymous Says:
    November 7th, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    Guy:my phone got messed up

    Girl:what happened

    Guy:your # isnt in it

  154. George lopez Says:
    November 14th, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    Am I blind or were u just here all along?

  155. jordyn,nisbet Says:
    November 15th, 2010 at 7:12 am

    my love for u is larger then the number of stars there are in space

  156. anonymous Says:
    November 15th, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Guy – “if i had a dollar for every time i thought of you, i would only have one”
    Girl – “What? why only one?”
    Guy – “Because you never leave my mind”

  157. woody Says:
    November 16th, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    *holds out hand* will you hold this while i go for a walk?? im using this one thursday!

  158. alex Says:
    November 18th, 2010 at 11:11 am

    guy: when did you grow those?
    girl:grow what??/
    guy: those wings you beautiful angel :D best one always works for me ha

  159. Bleh Says:
    November 18th, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Wanna see a pretty picture? Look in the mirror

  160. porkcop Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

  161. wesley Says:
    November 25th, 2010 at 12:56 am

    can you give me directions?
    to where?
    your heart!

  162. masterous Says:
    November 28th, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    i have skittles in my mouth want to taste the rainbow

  163. ya ya Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    girl you’re a spark andim gas…wanna make fire!

  164. Anonymous Says:
    December 17th, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Are yhu a parking ticket cause yhu got FINE all over yhu

  165. michael Says:
    December 23rd, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    baby you look so fine you blow my mine

  166. mysterious Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 8:09 am

    I know your hot but I didn’t know I’d need a fire extinguisher.

  167. the lovedoctor Says:
    January 8th, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    If i could change the alphabet i would put U and I together..

  168. Gavin Says:
    January 10th, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    Yeah its how you use the pickup line , you can just tell the girl , your going to use it and then use it. Either way she will get what your trying to do , if she doesnt leave you then then she liked it , or if she tells you other wise!!

  169. Mariel Says:
    January 19th, 2011 at 8:44 am

    Guy: i think, i need to go to the mental hospital..
    Girl: huh? why?
    Guy: Because u’re driving me CRAZY… =)

    heheheh

  170. ~mystery~ Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    haha, pick-up lines r funny depending on which ones they r. LOL, even though pick-up lines may not work they’re hilarious! And fun to read when your bored ^_^

    Guy: You know what?
    Girl: What?
    Guy: I don’t know, I just wanted you to talk to me ;D

    ~No idea y i even put dis up here??? LAME! I know :) That’s what i’m here for!^_^ ~ lol

  171. Beast Says:
    January 28th, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    I dont need the sun tomorrow cuz you just brightened up the rest of my days.

  172. china Says:
    January 31st, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    I dont really know how to say this but from on the girls here your the one that captured my attention. So how abou a drink?

  173. T-rav Says:
    February 9th, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    You’re not supposed to stare at the sun, but you’re hot enough where that might be what I’m doing.

  174. jojo Says:
    February 11th, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Boy: i dont mean to impress you or anything but… im batman

  175. jojo Says:
    February 11th, 2011 at 10:26 am

    mmmmmm! do u smell good!

  176. jojo Says:
    February 11th, 2011 at 10:30 am

    hey. i love you! kiss me now!

  177. neo Says:
    February 12th, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    hey cutey wats your name and girl wats your number

  178. pandu Says:
    February 14th, 2011 at 11:22 am

    age does not matter its prettiness that has got the scale and honey you are ranked number 1!!

  179. hello Says:
    February 14th, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Guy:Crap somethings wrong with my cell phone.
    Girl:What?
    Guy:It just doesn’t have your number in it.

  180. tester Says:
    February 15th, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    i tried “i would buy you a drink but i would be jealous of the glass” and “your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine and they always work…….you just have to say it with confidence

  181. Anonymous Says:
    February 15th, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    Are you Jamaican? Coz Jamaican me crazy…

  182. John Martin Says:
    February 16th, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    To the idiots that say this stuff doesnt work. FAIL!!

    I used one 8 years ago on someone and we’re STILL together. Just because you’re a loser doesnt mean that everyone else is.

    oh by the way… here is the one I used….

    “I’m just a love pirate lookin’ for some booty.”

    Stupid but it works if your delivery is good and timed out.

  183. Roylesh Says:
    February 24th, 2011 at 11:22 pm

    My name is chnace do i,have any?

  184. Sammy Says:
    February 28th, 2011 at 2:47 am

    If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

  185. Anonymous Says:
    March 3rd, 2011 at 2:39 am

    My friends over there (point at them) bet me $100 that I don’t have balls to talk to the prettiest girl in this place, do you want to help me spent their money with drinks?

  186. alli Says:
    March 3rd, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    youll do

  187. alli Says:
    March 3rd, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    if u were a booger id pik u first

  188. julian Says:
    March 5th, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    POOF! (What are u doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?

  189. tobi Says:
    March 7th, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    does GOD remove angels wings?(boy)
    idk(girl)(idk means i dont know)
    then where are your wings?(boy)
    {im gonna try it 2mroow nd tell yall my outcome

  190. Anonymous Says:
    March 8th, 2011 at 1:02 am

    if you were a booger i’d pick you first!

  191. Derek Says:
    March 15th, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    guy:(ask girl) How many letters are in the alphabet?
    girl: 26???
    Guy: I thought there was 21?
    Girl: woah……. NO!
    Guy: Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T

  192. zach Says:
    March 28th, 2011 at 11:02 am

    did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cause ur lookin magicly delicious;)

  193. Ty Says:
    April 6th, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    some things where just ment to be…
    You and I are just one of them

  194. jeremiah Says:
    April 10th, 2011 at 1:37 am

    guy: puts arm around a girl/woman and whispers in her ear god put all his beauty in you

  195. george Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    im so glad i met u my life is complette

  196. mason Says:
    April 18th, 2011 at 4:05 am

    is this a stick-up or are you just happy to see me

  197. Mr. Domo Says:
    April 23rd, 2011 at 3:50 am

    Guy: I think I’m must be gay
    Girl: Why?
    Guy: Cuz when I’m around you I can’t think straight
    HA!! :P

  198. Edwin Says:
    May 10th, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    did it hurt
    did what hurt
    when you fell from heaven

  199. maria Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    guy: did it hurt?
    girl:did what hurt?
    guy:when you fell from heaven
    girl:AWWWWWWW
    guy: cause ur face is really messed up LOL

  200. bob Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    Girl: It’s hot in here.
    Guy: Cause you’re in here

  201. Joe(to katie) Says:
    June 15th, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    If I had to choose between my you or heaven, I would have to choose you because you are my angel and with you in my life, I am in heaven.

  202. Anonymous Says:
    June 18th, 2011 at 10:35 am

    Babe if you’re present,can I un rap you

  203. Anonymous Says:
    June 22nd, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Can i have a bandaid, because i scraped my knee falling for you baby. (:

  204. nate- Says:
    June 23rd, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Wow is it just me or are you just hot =)

  205. good Says:
    July 11th, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket because baby i can see myself in your pants

  206. Anonymous Says:
    July 12th, 2011 at 6:42 am

    Last night, an angel appeared to me. He gave me two choices, to have a good memory or to make you love me. I can’t really remember what I chose.

  207. Dr. Love Says:
    July 13th, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

  208. Rawr_Ana Says:
    July 14th, 2011 at 1:55 am

    I bet u $20 u’ll turn me down….
    Me: I can read ur fortune
    Dude: really??
    Me: yup *grabs his hand, stares at it for a while, then writes my number on it* I’m in ur future….

  209. cutashie Says:
    July 19th, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    i love all the banats quotes u are posting….haha

    nose bleed

  210. Ruz Says:
    July 23rd, 2011 at 5:33 am

    Laughing while reading all the post. LOL Great words from you guys. XD

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