Here is a collection of the top 50 best sweet pickup lines and chat up lines for picking up guys or girls at a bar. Sure, some of them are way too cheesy, but sometimes cheesy mixed with sincerity does have a sweetness and vulnerability to it… of course, as we all know, in the end, it’s not the line that’s recited, it’s who is saying the line. here is the list of sweet pickup lines and chat up lines:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.
If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.
i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.
Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!
I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…
do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?
Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.
Page topic: sweet pickup lines: A collection of the best sweet pick up lines and chat up lines.
He had 12 roses 11 were real and 1 was fake, he said, “I’ll love you till the last one dies.”
June 8th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Guy: Next time i see you wear Sunglasses
Guy: Because when i look in your eyes im speechless.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
if i could minipulate the abc’s i would have U and I make love.
June 17th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
girl i got my libary card right here and im checking you out
Alex =D Says:
June 25th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Do you have to go to the bathroom….cause your eyes are the prettiest color of pee ive ever seen!…..its for edward lol
June 27th, 2009 at 3:26 am
sorry people, but this is absolutely nonsense and will never work on a smart and attractive woman. NEVER.. maybe even not if you were george clooney. stop goofing around in your idealistic romantic phantasy and come back to reality and start doing things that bring RESULTS. dont fool yourself and others
June 27th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
“I don’t know much about Pokemon.. but.. can I Pik-A-Chu??”
One of my faves!
P.S.(If you don’t get it. Then you’ve never seen Pokemon!)
June 28th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
this is stupid
June 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see me in your pants
July 8th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
this is awesomew
July 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I don’t know much about Pokemon.. but.. can I
July 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a
piece of heaven.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had
died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very
much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I
would be walking through my garden forever.
July 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
okay seriously kion get over yourself, you dont seem like a fun person that anyone would be around, if you cant even take a joke about this?youuur gayyy! :p
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:12 am
Guy says:I bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you with out ever touching your lips.
Girl Responds: I bet you can’t.
Guy leans in slowly to kiss girl, and actualy kisses the girl.
Guy says:It was worth every penny.
Guy hands girl money.
you do that, she will be like puddy in your hands, promise.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 am
Doesn’t matter if these work or not, people like to mess around and use them anyway. =P DUHH.
Please don’t leave, if you do I will have to report you to the police…because you stole my heart.
July 24th, 2009 at 12:31 am
if i could rearange the alpabet i would put u and i together
July 26th, 2009 at 12:20 am
do you have a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them.
August 11th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Guy: hey look a star make a wish
Girl: ok i made my wish, what was yours?
Guy: (looking at the girl) I would make one, but my wish has already come true!
August 27th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell down from heaven.
August 31st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
hahah these pik up lines are awsum….. ladies do they work
April 16th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Hey duude theirs some
good ones out their but
then in the other hand theirs
some retarded one’s and i’ve seen
alot that repeat them selfs…
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 pm
if i said you had a beatiful body, would you hold it aginst me
April 24th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
r u a remote cuz u turn me on
April 28th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”
April 29th, 2010 at 4:28 am
why dont ya make your shirt like the cheshire cat
and dissapear :)
these are tooooooooooooo old comments…..make som newwwwwww plzzzz
May 6th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
guys says: are your parents retarded?
guy says: cuz baby ur special!!!<3
May 7th, 2010 at 8:13 am
IF YOU WERE A TEAR IN MY EYE I WOULD NEVER CRY FOR THE FEAR OF LOSING YOU..
May 13th, 2010 at 11:12 am
If you were a booger id pick you first xD
May 13th, 2010 at 11:12 am
Are you from Tennesee? cause your the only 10 i see ^_^
May 18th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
If I had skittles in my mouth , would you taste the rainbow? ;)
HAHAHA I LOVEEE THAT ONE .
May 20th, 2010 at 12:03 am
Your like an adrenaline rush, you make my heart beat faster and you make me stronger
May 20th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
can i put my fruit in your loops.?
May 21st, 2010 at 5:21 pm
IF U WERE TYLENOL I WOULD KEEP MY FEVER
June 6th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
is there a rainbow above your head?
cause when i saw you i found the treasure i have been searching for.
June 6th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
you look like you need some beef in your taco…
June 16th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
so… what’s a dove like you doing in a room full of crows?
June 16th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Baby, you’re a goddess among women.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
How long have you been fishing? because as soon as I saw you you caught my heart.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Of all the things in the world, I never thought I’d see a girl as beautiful as you.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
(deap breath) Sorry, your beauty took my breath away.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
I was going to try some clever pick-up line, but when you looked at me I couldn’t think straight.
June 25th, 2010 at 4:42 am
guy-is tnere an airport near by?[girl says why] cause my heart just took off for you
June 25th, 2010 at 4:49 am
guy-can i have a picture of you?[girl says why]so i can show santa exactly what i whant for christmas.
June 27th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
guy. hi did it hurt? girl did what hurt?? when fell from heaven??..
June 28th, 2010 at 12:17 am
Lets play a game but not hide & seek you know why?
Cuz i found what i been looking for the whole time
June 29th, 2010 at 3:59 am
this one has been used on me…and i fell for it cuz i was drunk….hahaha…
him: im going to the store, need anything?
me: sure, a bag of chips, cookies, and some candies
*he goes to the store and comes back with my stuff*
him: i got what you wanted, so here’s what i want in return.
me: and what is that?
him: ur goods for a sweet kiss
July 4th, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Boy: Hey… do you have any raisins?
Girl: uhhhh, no?
Boy: how about a date? (:
BAM! in the sack.
July 7th, 2010 at 8:34 am
r u the tiger on frosted flakes? coz u look “Greeeeeaaaattt!” (:
July 12th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
ive tried this about tem times nd each and everyone works
The Best Says:
July 13th, 2010 at 10:42 am
These always work for me plz coment ;D
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? (my fav)
“TRUE MEANING OF LOVE”
Love is a sensation, cause by temptation, to feel penetration, a guy stick his location to girl destination, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration….!!!!!!
August 26th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
boy is your name google? cause you’re everything I’m seatching for.
If i could change the alphabet i would put U and I together..
January 10th, 2011 at 4:11 pm
Yeah its how you use the pickup line , you can just tell the girl , your going to use it and then use it. Either way she will get what your trying to do , if she doesnt leave you then then she liked it , or if she tells you other wise!!