1# you know, i think everythings gonna be ok 2# really? 1# i dont know it just feels really good to say that. 1/Don’t be stupid 2/You call me stupid??!! I got a fucked-up ankle.. I got brain and blood all over my body and you callin’ me stupid??!! Well, you know what??!! FUCK YOU!! … Read more
(Alfred E. Neman, Mad Magazine, 1956) They call me fish meal. (Famous first line.) They call me Ishmael. (President Clinton reading famous American Classic in ovel office)Thar she blows. 1.Who is that man? 2.A new crewman, a rookie. 1.How do you know he’s a rookie? 2.He brought along 20 pound test line. Call Me Ishmael. … Read more
(singing) I like eating cheese, it taste very nice. Everyone likes cheese, especially white mice. 1) Just click it! Just click it! Go ahead, click it! Click–*BANG* 2)We got disconnected. 1)If they’re desperate, they’ll call back. (they wait a while) (2 picks up the phone) 2)It’s working. (sit there longer) 1) There were people name … Read more