#1. Did you tell your mother we’re getting married? #2. I’m waiting for a time when she’s peaceful. #1. Just don’t wait until she’s dead! #1. How was your plane ride? #2. The waitresses were very nice. #1. How’s the mother? #2. She’s dying…but I can still hear her big mouth. #1. I put a … Read more
–Hang on! –The thought has occurred to me. –Where’s Drax? –Oh, he had to fly. –Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python? –I discovered it had a crush on me. 1) My god what is he doing? 2) I think hes preparing for re-entry sir. His name’s Jaws, he kills people. … Read more
1. It wasn’t my fault, I blame it on society. 2. Right, well we’ll arrest them then. 1: I teach Agaelian philosophy, Bruce here teaches Aristotelian philosophy, and Bruce here is in charge of the sheep dip. 2: Bloody difficult work, I tell ya. 1: Well I mean, you know, you’ve done it, you know, … Read more