1. It wasn’t my fault, I blame it on society. 2. Right, well we’ll arrest them then.
1: I teach Agaelian philosophy, Bruce here teaches Aristotelian philosophy, and Bruce here is in charge of the sheep dip.
2: Bloody difficult work, I tell ya.
1: Well I mean, you know, you’ve done it, you know, you’ve… slept, with a lady…?
2: Hm, yes?
1: … What’s it like?
American beer is like making love in a canoe. It’s f***ing close to water.
Announcer: Hello and welcome to the Ronald Reagan Memorial Bowl, here in the pretty L.A. suburb of Hollywood. Well, we’re about to witness All-in Wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum, the world’s first combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing; and by the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear missile. You never know when it’ll go off!
Have you come to arrange a holiday, or would you like a blow job?
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
I’ve got two legs from my hips to the ground and
When I lift them they walk around and
When I lift them they climb the stairs and
When I shave them they ain’t got hairs
Isn’t it sweet to be an idiot.
Man 1: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves.
Man 2: But you try and tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe you.
These must be some of the weakest bladders in the world!
They’ve blothed backs and their bardigans and their chances to radios, complaining about the tea or they don’t make it properly, do they? And stopping at endless Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Rodney’s Red Barrel and calamares and toothache. And sitting in their cotton sunfrost, squirting Timothy White Suncream all over their puffy, raw, swollen, parollen flesh, ‘cos they overdid it on the first day.
Typical Hollywood audience. All the kids are on drugs and all the adults are on rollerskates.
whadaya mean wha’ flavor?? I’t’s bloody Albatross flavor–bleedin’ seagull-sicle…
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