1)If I win, I get more cereal. 2)And if I win, I get Diane! 3)Oh, Bobo, no! Deal ’em, Bobo, deal ’em!! 1. (in Span. accent) We can pay you! We are rich! 1. Oh and no cussing. 2. Shit. 1. That is a tragic, tragic story ,Judge. 2. I believe it is. Driven ten … Read more
My dearest Allie, I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I am not bitter anymore because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distance place in the future we see eachother in our new lives, I’ll smile at you with joy and I’ll remember … Read more
“i’m just the token black guy. i’m supposed to smile, stay out of the conversation and say things like DAMN, SHIT, and THAT IS WHACK”…..”Jake, why is it whenever i tell a guy to put it wherever they want they always stick it in my ass?” “DAMN” “katherine that was too much information” “oh no … Read more