(1)Two questions. What is your name? And can I please have your phone number? (2)Abby, and I thought you’d never ask. 1) I’ve loved you since we first met on the L 2) That was very convincing! 1) I’ve loved you since we first met on the L?! Who wrote this?! E to the R … Read more
–It’s all over now, isn’t it? –Yes, it’s all over. human beings would be stupid enough to blow themselves off the face of the earth I love Americans. They’re so naive. Is your invitation to spread a little fertilizer still open? Prepare to surface! The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace … Read more
#1. What should I call your wife? #2. How about her name? Ethel. Ethel Thayer. Thounds like I’m lithping. (boy) So, I hear you turned 80 today! (man) Is that what you heard? (boy)Yeah, Man thats really old. (man) You should meet my father. (boy) Your father’s still alive? (man) Naaah, but you should meet … Read more