(1) Alarmingly high fatality. All localized within a three mile radius. Incubation period: short. Appears contained. Alarming. Casey, you didn’t put alarming. (2) It’s an adverb, Sam. It’s a lazy tool of a weak mind. (1) It spreads like the flu. (2) Impossible. (1) Fine! Go to the hospital, check it out yourself. Go without … Read more
1) No…I just, I had an aspirin. 2) Are you sure it was an aspirin? 1) (scoffs) A prisoner gave it to me. 3) (sarcastically) Oh, well if a prisoner gave it to you… 1) You’re throwing us out? 2) Good heavens, no. Security will do that. 1)henry you’re hungary, just eat a cracker and … Read more
–Which Wright brother did you buy this plane from? –The same one you dated in high school. 1) I heard sharks out here can swallow you whole. 2) Swallow my what? 1) I saw the way you were looking at my daughter’s chest. 2) I used to be a cardiologist. Charlie: Why are you sterilizing … Read more