Crazy old man: Hey, uh, what regiment you in there son? Gunther: The Paper Brigade. Gunther’s Dad: Son, we could use a little help here… Gunther: Dad, you know how my back is! Here comes the 7th calvary. I came, I saw, I conquered…Julias Ceaser… i gotta go Gunther!! i hate to burst your bubble … Read more
–Only one thing matters, right? –I know, Dad. Have fun. everybody wants to eat streak but nobody wants to date the butcher He’s coming for us! I picked her off with a thousand mil from 120 yards out. It was beautiful. Six months ago I couldn’t get arrested with a fresh corpse and a smoking … Read more
‘Mom, say ‘fuck’.’ ‘FUCK.’ –How do we get in there? –You can’t. –Is that Morse Code? –No, SOS. –Where did you learn that? –Titanic. –Who are you? –I’m Raoul. 1) Get the hell out of my house! 2) Say fuck 1) FUCK! 2) No mom, say Get the fuck out of my house! I dont … Read more