-I haven’t had a challedge like that since I was in high school. -Chief, I didn’t know you went to high school. -I’m the good guy. I’m the head of security. -In my position what would you do? If you were me, what would you do? -Kill myself. -Mr. Delvecchio, I got Mr. Ramsey on … Read more
–Hrundi V. Bakshi. –Pardon? –That is what my name is called. –We have a saying in India… –Yes? –Yes. –Well? –Well what? –You mashuga! –I am not your sugar. –You speak Hindustani? –No. –Well, you’re not missing anything. –You. –Me? –Yes, you. Get off of my set. And out of my picture. Off, off! You’re … Read more
(michael sees a guy while giving out invites) MICHAEL:YOU COULD BE MY BOYFRIEND YOU KNOW GUY:UHHHHHH…(hesitates) YEAH UM SORRY BUT I’M NOT GAY I’M JUST HERE WITH SOME FRIENDS BUT I’M NOT GAY…SORRY MICHAEL:HM TOO BAD! WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL! Oh, everybody, it’s my birthday! Time to pay attention to me! …Well, Christina’s … Read more