(At the barber shop) {1} Just a little on the sides. {2} You can do that?! {3} Yup. This ain’t the army. (Looking at 2 guys with crew cuts) Nice haircuts men,…..Damn good haircuts!!! 1)Excuse me sir. I seemed to have ripped my pants. 2)You run don’t walk to the supply depot and get a … Read more
I like fuzzy things. Like peaches and kiwis and Hostess Snowballs. In fact, that Fred hated every human being except me really meant something. Mama never told me. Not that I’m a lesbian – well, maybe I am. One day with the top down is better than a lifetime in a box. She’s definitely a … Read more
B-Why do you talk so dirty, Maggie? M-Why do you talk so faggy, Bob? B-You stupid ignorant little girl. You think you can just pout and decide that you don’t want to play anymore? I mean where do you think you are? Don’t you understand anything that I’ve said? M- I mean it. B-You don’t … Read more