–Norman, what’s wrong? –It’s starting again. At least my customers have a good time! What’d yours get Bates, hah? Death, that’s what they got! Death! Murdered by you, ya looney!! Don’t humour me! I’m telling you there was a note, on that wheel, from my dead mother! I am not your mother, I am MARY! … Read more
1: Hey, is it true you’re going to Europe at the end of the summer? 2: No, we just have a Swedish exchange student living with us. 1: Oh, I heard you were going to Denmark. 2: Where’d ya get that idea? 1: I heard you were going there to have some sort of an … Read more
‘She might have fooled me, but she didn’t fool my mother.’ –I was born into mine. I don’t mind it anymore. –Oh, but you should. You should mind it. –I do…but I say I don’t. –Wouldn’t it better if you put her…someplace? –You mean an institution? A madhouse? People always call a madhouse ‘someplace’, don’t … Read more