(Rudy is reading from a letter) On seven prior occasions we have denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth and final time. You must be stupid, stupid, stupid. Sincerely…Everett Lufkin, vice-president of Claims. -Are you in over your head, son? -Absolutely. -Objection. Your honor, he’s leading the witness. -This is … Read more
1) If you had a dollar, and you spent fifty cents, how much money would you have left? 2) (pause) About seventy. 1) Seventy cents? 2) Yeah. 3) So much for NASA. ***, how much is 4,343 times 1,234? 5359262…he’s a genius. –Am I using you, Raymond? –Yes. –How do you know this car? –It’s … Read more
Indiana Jones: There’s a big snake in the plane, Jock! Jock: Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie. Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ’em! Jock: C’mon, show a little backbone, will ya? Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities. #1 – There’s … Read more