(1) How will you live? (2) Day by day. 1)You look like Hell Rambo. (2)Tough night. Bin Laden-BoooooooM- I’m coming to get you……….. Co: What bring you good luck? Rambo: (holds up knife) I guess this Co: You look like hell rambo. Rambo: Tough night Find them… or I’ll find you! From the first Rambo: … Read more
1)one man against three commando’s who do you think this man is god 2)god would have mercy he won’t (entire Soviet army advances upon them) What do we do John? (Rambo loads a grenade into his M203 grenade launcher) Rambo: Fuck ’em (John, got any ideas?) Yeah, Fuck em 1. Are you listening? 2. Who … Read more
1) The kids were making samosas at Nilma’s 2) Just one? 1) Well they were hungry, so we ate them on the way 1) Who do we know that owns a jaguar? 2) Could be a celebrity, coming to knit with you 1) Oh shutup! 1) You can tell me all of your problems, really, … Read more