1) The kids were making samosas at Nilma’s 2) Just one? 1) Well they were hungry, so we ate them on the way
1) Who do we know that owns a jaguar? 2) Could be a celebrity, coming to knit with you 1) Oh shutup!
1) You can tell me all of your problems, really, I’m a solver. I once got an axle grease stain out of silk. 2) Okay, solver. Can you find me a job close to home with good pay and a dental plan for the cavity triplets?
1: I think this is lead paint, kids don’t chew the windowsill
2: Yeah stick to the table legs like I taught you
1: You’re not my mother, if you haven’t noticed!
2: No! But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don’t get in that car now!
Get out of here you baggy pants wearing diaper boy…go home to mama
Helen to Payroll!
Helen: Oh my gosh Pastor Dan just asked me out.
Audrey: That’s so weird!
Pastor Dan: Hello I’m right here…I can still hear you.
Hippo IS a Lutheran!
It’s the Exorcist!
sarah: can i name it hippo?
henry: why do you want to name everything hippo?
sarah: because i can spell it.
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