Movie Quotes from Raising Helen: Quotes from the movie Raising Helen

1) The kids were making samosas at Nilma’s 2) Just one? 1) Well they were hungry, so we ate them on the way

1) Who do we know that owns a jaguar? 2) Could be a celebrity, coming to knit with you 1) Oh shutup!

1) You can tell me all of your problems, really, I’m a solver. I once got an axle grease stain out of silk. 2) Okay, solver. Can you find me a job close to home with good pay and a dental plan for the cavity triplets?

1: I think this is lead paint, kids don’t chew the windowsill
2: Yeah stick to the table legs like I taught you

1: You’re not my mother, if you haven’t noticed!
2: No! But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don’t get in that car now!

Get out of here you baggy pants wearing diaper boy…go home to mama

Helen to Payroll!

Helen: Oh my gosh Pastor Dan just asked me out.
Audrey: That’s so weird!
Pastor Dan: Hello I’m right here…I can still hear you.

Hippo IS a Lutheran!

It’s the Exorcist!

sarah: can i name it hippo?
henry: why do you want to name everything hippo?
sarah: because i can spell it.

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