1: What’s the medal for? 2: Cowardice. A little too much bourbon in his bourbon. Bon Appetit! Breakfast… lunch… and reinforcements. Did you check around outside? No … Thencheck around outside woman !! Eat to live. Don’t live to eat. He was licking me! He was tough– but a good soldier ought to be tough. … Read more
Artie:It’s a piece of shit,Bob.Jim:Yeah,but it could be our piece of shit. Dark star. Guy #1: I’m looking for the blow. Where’s the blow? Guy #2: It’s in the file cabinet under ‘S’ for stash. It was your brilliant idea. Remember? Jackass,moody doesn’t mean an hour of blackness! Jim!Listen to me, I will kill you! … Read more
1)-all you have to do is walk across the floor, and slip on that glass 2)(gibberish)1)yea, you might get hurt.but it’s a risk i’m willing to take… 1)dad i gotta go to the bathroom. 2)cant u wait?1)dad i gotta go real bad 2) well then $hit out the window Cad Driver: You want to take … Read more