Here’s another good inspirational story: Pearls Jenny was a bright-eyed, pretty five-year-old girl. One day when she and her mother were checking out at the grocery store, Jenny saw a plastic pearl necklace priced at $2.50. How she wanted that necklace, and when she asked her mother if she would buy it for her, her … Read more
Here’s another good inspirational story: Puppies for Sale A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies For Sale.” Signs like that have a way of attracting small children and sure enough, a little boy appeared by the store owner’s sign. “How much are you going to sell the puppies for?” … Read more
1) Well who *is* on our side? 2) Six hundred million screamin’ Chinamen. 3)I thought there was a billion screamin’ Chinamen. 2) There was. 1)Oh yeah..well whats the capital of Texas?…2) Austin..1) WRONG it’s Houston.. 1. All that hates gonna burn you up inside, boy. 2. It keeps me warm at night 1.We can’t go … Read more