FOOD Have you ever eaten blowfish? ‘Cause I know this great blowfish place. I can read. If you do not disagree, you are understood to agree. Ritz. The big dripper and the little dripper We were in love once, a long time ago. And then we weren’t. You don’t remember how it was, but I … Read more
#1 – Gary the last time you ate her cooking you had diarrhea for a week. #2 – You had diarrhea for a week Dad! #1- That’s not appropriate dinner conversation. EAT! #1)Uh, Gussie? #2)What? #1)When are we gonna open presents? #2)Presents? Is that what you said? Presents? I’ll tell you what. As soon as … Read more
–What as? –Gee, I don’t know. Comrades? 1/_Excuse me officer, these men have the legal right to assemble, that’s all they’re doing 2/_We know what they’re doing!!… what the hell you doin’?? 1/_Me? 2/_Yeah 1/_I write 2/_uh-uh… you WRONG!!! [fight breaks out] 1/_Geeze you look about 20 pounds lighter since you lost that kidney… I’ll … Read more