(Throws weed in fire) Yeaahhh! Now that’s what I call a campfire! *2 cuts off heel of shoe* 1) These were Italian 2) Now they’re practical -Joanie, you are now a world-class hopeless romantic. -No, hopeful. Hopeful romantic. 1) I’ll pay you a hundred dollars…2 hundred dollars. 2)I’ll do it. For five. 1) I’ll pay … Read more
–At midnight, I’ll turn into a pumpkin and drive away in my glass slipper. –And that will be the end of the fairy tale. –I don’t know how to say goodbye. I can’t think of any words. –Don’t try. –Is this the elevator? –This is my room! –Tell you what. Why don’t we do all … Read more
1) WE WERE IN LOVE! 2) Come on Dink! We all loved her, she smelled like biscuits! 1) Yeah, hi, can I help you? 2) My buddy and I are looking for a size 30 pair of goofy boots. 3) A wha… a who? 2) Goofy boots. 1) yeah…uh… we’re all out of them. 2) … Read more