(in airplane) CARTER SAYS: gafeelka fish ..i think you, should go over there and count something… 1)Here, I’m Michael Jackson, you Toto! 2)That’s Tito! Toto’s what we had for dinner last night. 1)Hold on Lee! I’ll be right there! 2)AAAAHHHHHHH! 1)Aw! HELL NO!!!! LEE?! I’m takin’ the stairs! 1)I am a citizen here! Here, I … Read more
Look, we’re the LAPD, the most hated cops in the world. They’re ashamed of us. My own mother tells everybody I’m a drug dealer. #1 Oh, hell no! You didn’t just touch my god damn radio! #2 The Beach Boys are great American music. #1 The Beach Boys are going to get you a great … Read more
Here’s another good inspirational story: A Quiet Voice and The Golden Crane This little story reminds us to listen to that small quiet voice from within — you never know where it will lead you. As a teacher of origami (the ancient Japanese art of paper folding) at the LaFarge Lifelong Learning Institute in Milwaukee, … Read more