1) I’ve never had any friends before. 2) That I believe. 1) Thank you, *****. Thank your mother. 2) You are strange. If you’d been any other child, you’d have given me a kiss. 1) Do you want me to kiss you? 1-Are you making this magic? 2- No, you are 1-Means I could marry … Read more
1) Jezus. 2) Jezus! 3) Jeeeeezus…. 1) Just tell me one thing, Michael, where is the man who wrote me these letters? 2) Oh Debbie I’m so- whose are these? 1) Nothing happened! 2) Nothing?! ‘I long to put my arms around you’ you call that NOTHING! 3) Mom! what are you doing with my … Read more
1. I see they spent grandfather’s gold wisely. 2. Well, you see, there was this one traveling salesman… 1. Is it ok if I go inside and watch television? 2. Ain’t got one. 1. NO TELEVISION?!?!? I’m Hub McCann. I’ve fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands … Read more