Creative differences? The difference is, you’re not creative! I have your new leading lady… right here in my pants It was premeditated — I knew exactly what I was doing! I strangled her! I bludgeoned her! I set her on fire! I did it! I killed her! Our ability to manufacture fraud now exceeds our … Read more
1) Well I met a man on the train. Old Boston and Maine. 2) You’re pregnant? 1) Mother. I just met him. 2) The last time you came home from Boston and Maine you cam home pregnant. 30 mississippi,30 misissippi I counted 34 mississippi. (Simon is dying) Joe: Simon? Simon: Yeah? Joe: (sobbing) You’re my … Read more
#1- Baxter! Hawley! Where the hell’ve you been? You’re late and I tell you, I don’t like it. It’s a bad start, boys. I got my people down there throwin’ snowballs and rarin’ to go. #2- I’m afraid it is a bad start, friend, ’cause my name ain’t Baxter, he ain’t Hawley. #1- You’re not … Read more