1) I’ve liked you since the day I met you. 2) You mean, since the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy. Amanda: My friend told me this thing about men & sex, they think about it 238 times a day. Tom : That’s ridiculous, that would be about evry … Read more
Nobody’d ever believe that you’d be capable of doing what you’ve done. –Well, it looks like we’re both going to have a lot of explaining to do. –Just me. (1)It’s the American Dream in a goddamn gym bag! (2)You work for the American Dream. You don’t steal it. (1)Then this is even better. (1)What you … Read more
All money’s dirty money. Be good to her and she’ll be good to you. Falling in love is like sticking yourself in the forehead with an ice pick, but we keep doing it. Fuck you, I wanna play pool You don’t play pool, you shoot pool. I can’t stand the quiet! Is there a difference … Read more