1) I’ve liked you since the day I met you. 2) You mean, since the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy.
Amanda: My friend told me this thing about men & sex, they think about it 238 times a day.
Tom : That’s ridiculous, that would be about evry 4 mins… yeah, that’s about rite.
Amanda:It tastes like..Blue cheese and dirt
Nolan:And there’s only one thing that tastes worst then blue cheese and dirt
And when men puts their hands in theire pockets or when they ajust their belts they are thinking about sex.
Have you met Brian? Brian’s in shoes. I love shoes. I love the way you sell shoes, always in twos. It’s so…Noah’s Ark!
hey if the broom fits…
I hate you
I like you, Lois. You’re just like a man. You think with your nuts.
men are so easy
my whole life was ordinary, and then we met and these amazing things started to happen. and i can’t expalin them, and i know that bothers you. tom, your life was full of spectacular things, and mine wasn’t. and for the first time i feel like i could do anything. and i don’t know if i need you to keep that feeling, but i know i want you.
she’s got you all tangled up in your underware.
something was about to crawl up your pants
Tom: All I’m asking for is a second chance.
Amanda: You’re so dense you might need a 4th or fifth.
Tom: I’ll take what I can get.
Tom: I love you. I’ve loved you since the day we net in the market.
Amanda: You mean when I had my hand up your pants? Men are so easy.
Tom: Oh yeah.
You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy.
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