– De profundis clamo ad te domine.. – Do all your soldiers speak latin? – Only this one. 1) Can I tell you my secret now? 2) Yes. 1) I see dead people. 1) Please make them leave. 2) I’m working on it. 1) You know the accident up ahead? 2) Yeah? 1) The lady-she … Read more
BUT I HAD HIM WITH THE ANTWOINE LOOK AWAY!!! (in bathroom,man overhears Kenny talking as he pisses) Kenny: I can’t have you always poppin’ up to play! Man: I have that same problem Kenny: Oh, trust me, my problem’s a lot bigger than yours. 1)I’m trying to keep a low profile. 2)A low profile? Negro, … Read more
#1 Can I ask you a personal question? #2 Yes, you are a total fag! #1 What’s your first name? #2 Long #1 What’s your last name? #2 Dong… #1 What’s your middle name? #2 Duck #1-What’s your last name? #2-Dong #1-What’s your first name? #2-Long #1-What’s your middle name? #2-Duck. #1; Dat you? 2: … Read more