–I understand you studied philosophy at school. –Uh, no, that’s not true. I-I-I did take…I took one course in existential philosophy at, uh, at New York University. And on, uh, on the final…they gave me ten questions. And, uh, I couldn’t answer a single one of ’em. You know, I left ’em all blank. I … Read more
If you read this, you are a nerd. #1: Ho, ho, ho, ho. #2: I know that laugh. #1: I’ve got your word? Not a scratch? #2: Get going, you old pirate! #1: When he gets back, I won’t get in the way. #2: No, it’s not like that. He’s my brother. #1: Where is … Read more
#1 Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf hearder!! #2 Who’s Scruffy-looking?! #1: I won’t fail you. I’m not afraid. #2: You will be. You will be. #1: We would be honored if you would join us. #2: I’m sorry. They arrived just before you did. #1: What’s in there? #2: Only what you take with … Read more