(yelling,throwing golf clubs) You, Slept, With, My, Prom, Date!!! 1. You had sex with my prom date! 2. She wasn’t your prom date. 1. Not after you had sex with her! Bill, be my friend. BE MY FRIEND! I love you Billy boy… I wish Katie were here, she’s the one that got me to … Read more
(Duff is taking a chainsaw to a bush) John: Dont you think your taking a little too much off the top? Duff: I think I know what im doing John. Im tapering it so the sun rays reach the lower leaves during the growing season (continues chainsawing)John: What about this string? Duff: The string is … Read more
1) Teach her to dance. 2) There aint nothin’ wrong wit her dancin’. 1) You know what I wanna do? 2) What? 1) I wanna strut! An accent doesn’t make you intelligent if it did you’d be Einstein. Any messages? Breakout. Did you hear the way she talks? It’s so intelligent-like…I love it! DIRECTOR: I … Read more