Do you really believe I’d stop seeing you now at a time like this just because you couldn’t afford it? Gail Phillips killed George Bynun. I’m a much better shrink than I would have been a second baseman. I’m not talking mother to son, I’m talking shrink to shrink. Now listen to me! On account … Read more
(1) Are there problems with a significant other? (2) Yes… (1) Oh? And what kind? (2) I’m not so significant and there is no other 1) Do you have any stress at work? 2) I cut hair. 1) How is your faith these days, Father? 1) [shouting] How is your faith these days? 1) Jesus … Read more
1) 0Why does Isabel wear Daddy’s underpants? Doesn’t she have underpants of her own? 2) I noticed a whopping pile of laundry sitting on the washer — perhaps Isabel’s underpants are in there… 1) You forgot to wash my purple shirt. I told you a hundred times it was Purple Day at school today. 2) … Read more