Movie Quotes from Stepmom: Quotes from the movie Stepmom

1) 0Why does Isabel wear Daddy’s underpants?
Doesn’t she have underpants of her own?

I noticed a whopping pile of laundry
sitting on the washer — perhaps Isabel’s
underpants are in there…

1) You forgot to wash my purple shirt. I
told you a hundred times it was Purple
Day at school today.

I didn’t forget. I was up all night
thinking about it and I concluded you’re
too special to look like everyone else.
Orange Red. That’s your color. Few
can carry it off. Now please. Help
me find your brother.

You lost Ben?!

Of course not. Does he look lost to


1)Think 10 years from now on her wedding day, I’m alone with her fixing her vail telling her no women has ever looked so beautiful and my biggest fear is that she will be thinking I wish my mom was here. 2)And mine is that she won’t.

1. Anabelle. Anabelle! You don’t walk out on your mother! 2. No…that’s ur job!

1. Get out of here! 2. Are you sure? I didn’t see that on the schedule.

Ain’t no mountain high ain’t no valley low

Ain’t no mountain high enough.

Alway, alway, alway

ANNA:How come Isabel screams during sex?
JACKIE:How do you know she screams during sex?
ANNA:I live in the same country.

Ben: No one loves you like I do
Jackie: No one ever will

Can we cover up my evil step mother wart, cause it must be showing!

I have there past, and you have there future.

Is there a word limit you have to hit everyday?

Isabel – What should we call the new puppy
Anna – I know, how bout Isabel

ISABEL Is that little bastard around here i’ll kick his ass
ANNA No his mother’s always on time

Isabel: I never wanted to be a mom. Well sharing it with you is one thing, carrying it alone for the rest of my life, always being compared to you. You’re perfect. They worship you. I just don’t want to be looking over my shoulder for the next 20 years knowing that someone else could have done it right, done it better, the way that I can’t. Jackie: What do you have that I don’t?
Isabel: Your mother earth incarnate.
Jackie: You’re hip and fresh.
Isabel: You ride with Anna.
Jackie: You’ll learn.
Isabel: You know every story, every wound, every memory. Their whole life’s happiness is wrapped up in you. Don’t you get it? Look down the road at her wedding. I’m in a room, alone with her, fitting her veil, fluffing her dress, telling her no woman has ever looked that beautiful. And my fear is that she’ll be thinking, I wish my mom was here.
Jackie: And mine is, she won’t. But the truth is, she doesn’t have to choose. She can have us both, love us both. And she’ll become a better person because of me and because of you. I have their past and you can have their future.

It’s called swooshing.

Jackie:You didn’t let him kiss you? Annabell:Not with my mouth open. Jackie:Good for you. (pause) Jackie:So you let him kiss you with your mouth closed? Anna:Mom! Jackie: Sorry!

just because someone doesnt love you the way you want them to doesnt mean they dont love with all they have.

Listen up limp dick as for you pitaful knowledge of what a real women wants Im not going to waste my time on some loser who dosnt even know what snowblowing is. It has to be said my new boyfreind he’s in highschool and every time we talk about you he laughs his ass off about you

Listen up limp dick cuz I’m only gonna say this once, as far as your pitiful knowledge of what a woman really wants goes, I’m not gonna waste my time on some LOSER who doesn’t even know what snoblowing is…OH and the guy I see is in high school, and, it has to be said, he laughs his ass off whenever we talk about you.

Luke: The first time I got married, we’d been together since college. It just seemed like the next step. It was just something that happened. But I think for two people to really love each other, to really commit to each other, it has to be an act of will. A decision. And I think two people have to live that decision every day. Even when things are hard and you feel like giving up, you have to hang onto that decision, the choice to love each other, even if it’s only by a thread. I let that thread break once. This time it won’t. Will you marry me?

Mom, if you want me to hate her, i will.

mom, you can’t be replaced… i love you!

My work is everything to me.
This’ll never happen again. Now stand
back — this session’s gonna make you
remember why you hired me even though
I wouldn’t sleep with you .

No! Cocoa Puffs on Top — Fruit Loops
on the bottom.



THE WOMAN: As I see it, there are two choices, on the one hand you can sit here, crying, in the cold, by yourself, and the other you can do something about it…crying, do something about it, crying, do something about it…so what do you choose?…THE GIRL: do something about it.

This land is your land.

Under pressure.

When the lights go out.

Yep. Life’s a tradeoff. It’s finally legal to smoke dope, but you got to have cancer.

You can either take the hard way and make your life better or make it worse.

You can say never, promise, or always unless you mean it enough to say them twice.
Winning without dignity and grace is not winning.

You know every story, every wound, every memory. Their whole happiness is wrapped up in you.

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