(1) Drop dead, you asshole. (2) I’m unable to comply. (1) Elizabeth and William Anderson? (2) Um, I’m Bill. My sister’s upstairs. Is there something wrong? (1) Welcome to Jim’s Burgers. Can I take your order? (2) Jose Bererra? (1) Yeah, that’s me. (1)Anger is more useful than despair (2)What? (1)Basic Psychology is among my … Read more
Here’s another good inspirational story: God Has Great Morning Breath One morning I went into my daughters room to wake her up to get ready for school. I laid my head on her chest and gave her a hug. She sighed, and her breath rolled down my face. “Whew! You’ve got some serious morning breath!” … Read more
Here’s another good inspirational story: God Once there was a man, As lonely as could be, He sat alone, He slept alone, Then thought came to he, He needed land, And water too, Solid green, and liquid blue, He needed a ball, With inner light, It needed a name, Sun sounded right, He needed plants, … Read more