–It is a pity that this race will now be won by a Protestant. –A Protestant? Sisters, don’t stand there gazing. This good Catholic needs our help! If you continue to make advances to my fiancee, I will be forced to knock your block off. Champagne? man, trying to get help: But it is a … Read more
(1)I work in steel for office equiptment. (2)Oh paper clips like? -Was he…sexy? -He was only twelve. -Well, when you’ve got it, you’ve got it! -Why, John!! 1) Tom Sawyer, was he…sexy? 2) He was twelve! Ah! Sweet mystery of life. Ah, my law instructors are arriving Ain’t everyday you meet a Vanderbilt and a … Read more
#1: This is a black and white ball. #2: That’s okay, I wasn’t invited anyway. (1)May I ask you a very personal question? (2)Why not? (1)Would you like another hit of expresso? (1)Point of entry was a hollow statue delivered this morning. (2)Next you’re going to tell me it was a horse… a Trojan horse? … Read more