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#1) the jury tells us that you are incapable of telling the truth #2) Well thats a lie! 1)Oh, did you want to talk to her? 2)Yes!!! I wanted to talk to her! 1)Who are you? 2)I’m Fred. 1)Flintstone? 1:you witch!2:I wish I were a witch cuz then i’d shove my broomstick right up your … Read more

–Abby, are you all right? –Yeah, I was just looking at crabs. –Will you wiggle your wings after you takeoff? –Better watch and see. Any kid can survive 24 hours. Believe me, I put up with it for years. Don’t Move or i’ll castrate you!!!!!!! He’s kind of scary-looking. I like that! Your daughter was … Read more