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David: Hey Junior, maybe you should lay off of the growth hormone. Junior: (in high pitched voice) Why? Don’t worry Mother, I’ll buy you another! Hey Brad, I hope you have a license to sell hotdogs, because your fly is open. Leon, Leon, look at their necks. Their necks are out of proportion with the … Read more

No matter what your sexual preference, true love is always the ultimate fantasy. Our back-up finally arrived. Late. Must have been a line up at Dunkins Donuts. We’re the only two people on this island without handcuffs. You want to fullfill my fantasy? Go paint my house. You’ve achieved a great deal of success in … Read more