Can you fwix bwoken bus? (pause) What kwind of bus? It’s bwack… Come to Uncle Otto. German agent: Did you say ‘the pearl is in the river’? Japanese agent: No, I say: ‘pearl in liver’. Duchess:Thank you, but I have already recovered it. Goodbye Struedel. Hotel Rainbow? Look Streudel, the Hindenberg Perfect!….A midget posee…..that’s what … Read more
How much money you make? Three thousand franks a week. Damn, couldn’t you buy some cologne? I am nothing without your touch my love. I am nothing without your kiss. To be in your arms each night is this man’s idea of bliss. To not hear your voice each day, is to die 7 times … Read more
I’m a guest here. I’ll be treated with respect, Sergeant Opie. If having a difficult marriage makes me a murderer, you’d be Son of Sam. If I want to discuss the S&P 500, I’ll call my broker. Men can’t say shit anymore. We’re all browbeaten by youth-obsessed old bitches fresh from chemical peels. Still want … Read more