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#1: Do you know who this is? #2: No! Who is this is? 1) Hey man, he wants to know your name, tell him your name. 2) (Vomits on the seat.) 1) His name is, RAAAAAALPH 1) you wanna get high? 2) does howdy doody have wooden balls? Awe Juan, don’t beg, go in the … Read more

-He’s so stupid! -He’s an anchorman. -Why didn’t we do this before? -Because it was always gonna be this hard to stop. -Why don’t you come with me? -I’ve already been where you’re going. 1) Do you wanna be with me? 2) So much it hurts! 1) I want you around in the morning. 2) … Read more