#1: Do you know who this is? #2: No! Who is this is?
1) Hey man, he wants to know your name, tell him your name. 2) (Vomits on the seat.) 1) His name is, RAAAAAALPH
1) you wanna get high? 2) does howdy doody have wooden balls?
Awe Juan, don’t beg, go in the kitchen and get your owne!
AWWww thanks an awful lot man.
Hey, hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey , hey hey!!!
Cheech: What is in this shit, man?
Man: Mostly Maui-waui, man…
Man: … but it’s got some labrador in it.
Cheech: What’s labrador?
Man: It’s dog shit, man.
Man: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it. It really blew the dog’s mind, man.
Cheech: You mean we’re smoking dog shit, man?
curtis is on the case..rest easy
Do you understand me, Harry? I am STONED!
E.T. The Extra Testical
Fuckin’ vodka, man!
Hey man I didn’t know your name was Alex
Hey Man, light it up…. lets get chinese eyed….
I got a popper. We could either, like, party later or try to start his heart.
I got some weed straight from Turkey, boy. TURKEY! Yeah man, It’s what gets those arabs off. Check it out man, It will boogie woogie on your mind.
I slept in a ditch last night… almost froze my balls off, man.
I wasn’t lookin’ at his neck.
If we’re going to wear uniforms, man, you know, let’s everybody wear something different.
Ifyou don’t get a god damn job by sundown
It’s punk rock, man!
Later for you, little jail-baits.
Officer: How long have you guys been in Mexico? Pedro: A week. Da-Day-I-I Mean a day. Officer: Which is it, a week or a day? Pedro: A weekday.
officer:what is his name? chong:hey man whats your name? cheech pukes. chong:he said is name is RALLPH MAN.
Right on man. I didn’t know your name was Alex
Sometimes that helps man
Tell the men it’s time to shoot the moon. SHOOT THE MOON!
The buying and selling of dope in this country may be the last vestige of free enterprise left.
The freak with the top and a tire is leaving with a basketball.
this is the new cut…ya’ll be bad, woop woop
Up in smoke.
UUUHHH, We’re here to reprocess the furnature!
What you talkin’ bout lame, sucka?
Where going to see some people of mine, and they don’t like strange dudes. THEY DON’T FUCK AROUND MAN!
Yeah, my dog ate my stash man. I had it on the table and the little mother F#$%er ate it. I had to following him around with a little baggie for three days until I got it all back, man.
You are a stupid, stupid man.
You get a goddamn job before sundown, or we’re shipping you off to military school with the goddamn Finkelstein Shit Kid! Son of a BITCH!!
You mean we’re smokin’ dog shit, man?
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