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– One of your kids is on the phone – Well which one? – *Sighs* I dunno, Pez, Twinkie, one of ’em –Didn’t he use anything? –Just me. –Lexie, one of your kids is on the phone. –Which one? –Uh, I don’t know…Twinkie, Pez. 1) Do you know anyone that might have wanted to get … Read more

As your attorney, I advise you to leave now. Donte blood? I’m actually here to collect blood. It’s o.k., I’m a doctor. You’re moving…see now I missed. I’m a little cowgirl…dabbba dabba…kiss and make better. Forecast is for bad craziness. Get the God Damn tap off the phone!!! Hay Gang. What’s the cannon for? Let … Read more