-Your cover is you’re renting the judge’s house for a month of vacation. -As what? Friends or lovers? 1. Allright, I’ll marry you! 2. (punches #1) Life’s too short. Call 911! Cover me! I’m taking a bath. Giiiinnnn…tonic! Gina: So when are we inviting them over for drinks? Chris Lecce: Uh, Bill. Bill Reimers: Yes, … Read more
(1)Christ, you really toasted that guy, Jack. (2)Ah, goddammit, I didn’t TOAST the guy! I just SHOT him! For Chrissakes, don’t say I TOASTED him, Ben! (1)How much of my money did you spend? (2)Oh, about 25 grand. You said I could buy a new car. (1)So where is it? (2)This is the new car! … Read more
Ge the epidural. None of this natural child birth. It’s not natural. Get the epidural. None of this natural birth. It’s not natural. I can’t find my husband or my beeper. Have you seen either of them? I’ve got gravi tas` up the wazoo! IT’S A NOVEL!!!! Sally, you’re a medical miracle. The only person … Read more