1)Do you think about killing yourself? 2)Not recently, no. 1.Do you ever think about killing yourself? 2.No, not recently. 1. I do, all the time! I wanna come back as a turtle.2.Turtle’s are very nice! Boy, do you become your parents…like it or not–even if they’re not your real parents. I’m going to kill myself … Read more
(almost falls) Oops! Not as spry as I was when I was 80, eh? 1. *********! *********! Listen. 2. Oh, shucks, ********. That ain’t nothing byt a little old cricket bug. 1. It’s squeaky shoes approachin’. 2. Oh, cricket bugs don’t wear shoes. 1. Hush your mouth. Let’s see. They’re oxford shoes. Size nine-and-a-half. Hole … Read more
–There’s an ant crawling up your cheek. –I’d rather have a kiss….That’s an awful small kiss. –It was a small ant. –I wish it had been an elephant. Arise, my love, my fair one, come away. Augusta, I always said you were the best. He never heard that volley. Lead travels faster than sound. I … Read more