#1 What do all men want? #2 He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman and tie him up with the golden lariet and force him to tell the truth? #1 No, just dinner Philip. #1 Hey you’re big and fat! #2 Yeah, you’re short and ugly. Here’s a pencil. #1 That’s a lovely … Read more
1. A little something for you to think about in the future. 2. AAHHH! 1. Assemble, mourners. 2. Uh, wrong service, father. 3. Oh…is it? 1. From now on, we only date divorcees. 2. Why? 1. Cause we’ll know they’re already ready. 2. And widowers. 1. Can’t forget the widowers. 1. What about my daughter? … Read more
#1 I don’t believe the groom has had you yet. #2 No… (in a Southern Belle accent) why no. And where is the groom? #1 He’s in the bed-room. #1: What the hell is going on here!? #2: Oh, no. It’s Mr. Laughs. (1) Just where do you guys think you are? (2)The Library of … Read more